new bar ???

artoned


Joined: 19/02/2008
Posts: 17

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 12:37

I have just arrived back over for another three mth break and was having a drink in the old mill Ozankoy the other night when several times i heard people mention a bar called the Funeral Parlor can some one give me directions or am i missing something??

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 12:54

Wow what a depressing name for a pub. Never heard of that one, sorry.

Karen

authentichoccie


Joined: 09/01/2008
Posts: 481

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 13:33

maybe its a nickname!!!!

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 13:45

I would imagine it is as I couldn't think anyone in their right mind would call a bar that.

Karen

Wilsonian


Joined: 26/05/2007
Posts: 18

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 14:54

i have heard its dead boring.... is it a cellar bar.. 6 ft under ? dont try their food.. hear they cremate it.......

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 15:08

very good Wilsonian. I hear they have undertaken to supply a good range of drinks, probably benelyn as it stops the coffin!

larry f


Joined: 29/01/2008
Posts: 116

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 15:29

hi everyone

I heard people are dying to get in there!!!

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 15:29

It's located in the dead centre of town.

larry f


Joined: 29/01/2008
Posts: 116

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 15:34

That place sounds deadly!!!

Barrovian1



Joined: 16/11/2007
Posts: 95

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 15:36

Wouldn't be seen dead in there.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 15:38

i remember when i was young there , was a cellar cafe in swansea called the macabre , where all the mods hung out it was done out with coffins for tables and cobwebs hanging down from the ceilings and it was very dark you could hardly see each other , i used to think it was great , but that was a little while back , don't think i want to experience it again , so i think i will give funeral parlour a miss

have a good day , simbas

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 15:42

People are dying to get in there!

larry f


Joined: 29/01/2008
Posts: 116

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 15:43

they are facing STIFF competition

lovingcyprus


Joined: 02/03/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 16:07

It is next to the church

larry f


Joined: 29/01/2008
Posts: 116

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 16:11

I have GRAVE concerns about that bar!

tansycat


Joined: 09/02/2007
Posts: 50

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 17:46

do they have live music...................?

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 18:00

yes black sabbath

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 20:23

Went in the other day the place was dead.

larry f


Joined: 29/01/2008
Posts: 116

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 21:01

there wasn't a soul in there when I was there

pollytat


Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 87

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 21:06

the barperson was dead slow to.

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 21:10

Yes ive heard the ex England football hero runs it, Geoff Hurst

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 21:15

with a skeleton staff.

gottheyips


Joined: 28/12/2007
Posts: 444

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 21:24

Make no bones about it , its a great place.

gottheyips


Joined: 28/12/2007
Posts: 444

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 21:26

They have not banned smoking the place yet,I was in the other night and couldn't stop COFFIN.

gottheyips


Joined: 28/12/2007
Posts: 444

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 21:31

It's quite scary behind the bar as the place is full of spirits.

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 21:34

well thats about the bones of it

larry f


Joined: 29/01/2008
Posts: 116

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 21:40

the cellar man said it was hell down there

sjw1979


Joined: 09/04/2007
Posts: 162

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 22:46

whats all the fuss about, I hear the new bars dead on !!

larry f


Joined: 29/01/2008
Posts: 116

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 23:07

the barman was dead on his feet, he was working the ghost shift

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 23:11

perhaps he was there in spirit only

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
19/02/2008 23:33

Don't waste your time it's a dead loss!! They Played the same record over and over....Norman Greenbaum..Spirit in the sky. Asked them to change it and they got the right needle..............In the end they switched it off and put on a DVD.....Ghost!!!!!!!!!!

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 00:04

Beer's crap too...No body to it

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 08:50

the barman was so drunk he fell on his hearse

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 10:11

heard he was a real dead ringer for love

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 10:41

how can expats drink in a place that has no beer only spirits!!!!

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 10:55

Its been good but its about time this thread is laid to rest, perhaps play it out with some soul music

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 11:29

Yeah maybe Barry White can play us out.....Bless 'im.



''Let the music play''

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 11:57

hope its not a gay bar, that would give me the willies....

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 12:16

Then again you could feel dead ernest....

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 15:12

Can we now lay this to rest...

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 16:23

burial or cremation?

pollytat


Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 87

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 16:39

might as well the bands dead on its feet.

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 16:58

the grateful dead i presume.

stevie-d



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Posts: 1420

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 16:59

Elvis has left the building

pollytat


Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 87

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 17:52

Buddy Holly and big Bopper are to sing a duet I need a body tonight.

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 20:51

We seem to have come to a dead end !

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 20:59

ghosts just walk through dead ends.

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 21:52

sorry to intervine on the charade

but has anyone actually answererd artoned question, or was this a joke!!!! lol

and it seems artoned has posted once and disappeared spooky!!!!! lol

a record number of replys from a newbie with their first question!!!!

regards

ukturk



p.s are you their artoned please dont be scared, come out show yourself these posters are nice and they are normally not scary!!!!

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 22:16

R. I. P. amen

northernlad2


Joined: 19/12/2007
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 23:01

the bars been shut !!!!



body found in the fridge

larry f


Joined: 29/01/2008
Posts: 116

Message Posted:
20/02/2008 23:20

someone give him a hot wiskey it might break the ice!

Tiggy 2


Joined: 18/01/2008
Posts: 24

Message Posted:
21/02/2008 01:46

Police say he was hit with a Canadian Club ! May have heard bells as well!

larry f


Joined: 29/01/2008
Posts: 116

Message Posted:
21/02/2008 02:15

maybe someone slipped him a micky finn!!

simma



Joined: 03/02/2008
Posts: 346

Message Posted:
21/02/2008 02:16

rip artoned

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
21/02/2008 21:01

Could it be me with another alter ego ("the otheri")

JamesB


Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450

Message Posted:
21/02/2008 21:24

Poor lad probably wondered what was going on, came on here with a sensible question, and all Hell breaks loose, Oh no, even I'm at it now!

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
23/02/2008 00:29

Its the blind leading the blind

glencoe


Joined: 01/02/2008
Posts: 256

Message Posted:
23/02/2008 08:35

I'm dyin to go there



UKT

It seems artoned was trying to slag off an establishment



ANUDDER 1 JOINS JUST FOR THAT

Seen it all before mate

well dun everyone great jokes