Newcastle to stay Up !!!!!

Jimmyboy63


Joined: 16/03/2009
Posts: 400

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 18:48

This is just Unbelievable!!!!!!!!!



It has just hit the news that Hull have been charged with fielding an unregistered player at the end of January ‘09.

Apparently when they signed Kamil Zayatte from Young Boys for £2.5M on 23 January this year, there had been some irregularities with the transfer and he was not formerly registered when Hull drew 2-2 with West Brom. West Brom have been awarded 3 points for that game instead of 1 but it has made no difference to them, they are still relegated.



However Hull have been stripped of their point, which puts them on the same points as Newcastle but with a poorer goal difference.

Newcastle have complained immediately and if our claim is upheld, Hull will be relegated retrospectively and the Toon will stay up!



















Carlsberg don’t do e-mails for delusional Geordies but if they did they would probably be the best e-mails in the world!

borodave


Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 167

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 19:02

its not april the first is it

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 19:05

well I will have 2 very happy neices if this is true.

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 19:32

I've been on BBC Sport web site also Sky & no mention of it on either of those.



P

dozza67


Joined: 11/07/2008
Posts: 607

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 19:46

There is nothing on the BBC website. Is this is just a sick joke?

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 19:49

ive got sky sports news on now,never been mentioned??

jacktheladett


Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 528

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 20:40

So, which news has this hit then?

Goonerboy


Joined: 01/04/2009
Posts: 723

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 20:48

Is it only me that got this...



Guys read the very bottom of the email...



Luv it

Moover321


Joined: 11/04/2009
Posts: 649

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 20:51

The news called 'the Geordie Dream Lives On' - but only in their heads - The reality is the nightmare of competing in the Championship next season! Will they do a Charlton or a West Brom? Could that dream just a a 'Cartoon'?

greylag


Joined: 08/04/2009
Posts: 1110

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 20:51

I got it mate and still laughing,

G.

TimothyCadman


Joined: 13/12/2007
Posts: 1040

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 21:02

This is one of those jokes that has been doing the rounds on SMS. It's not serious!!!!

sloan



Joined: 24/02/2009
Posts: 808

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 21:05

Well, I thought it was very funny. Put the wind up some of my friends when I sent it on via Facebook.



Well done, Jummyboy!! Did you think it up or was it sent on?

dozza67


Joined: 11/07/2008
Posts: 607

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 21:05

Hi Jimmy

Noticed that you are from Redcar so there is a good chance that you support the smoggies. Now there's a team that is even a dam sight worse than Newcastle

sloan



Joined: 24/02/2009
Posts: 808

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 22:14

Geordie

1. You call everyone "pet"

2. You think that crossing the Tyne to Gateshead requires jabs & passport

3. You think that anyone from south o the Tyne drinks shandy & smells of lavender

4. You call Newcastle "The Toon"

5. You think Eldon Square rivals b the Metro centre & Oxford Street

6. Anyone from Middlesbrough is a ****

7. Anyone from Sunderland is a reet ****

8. You go to Whitley Bay for holidays each year

9. The A1058 is the road to the coast

10. You still read Viz

11. You still find Viz funny

12. You call your lunch "bait"

13. Your speech is punctuated with "howay!" and "aye"

14. You think that Byker Grove should win a BAFTA

15. You also think that Ant and Dec have sold out and are now southern shandy-drinking poofters

16. The A19 south is the road to ruin

17. Hexham, Ponteland and Darras Hall are where you aspire to live when you win the lottery

18. You would rather Man U won the FA cup if you had to choose between Man U, Sunderland and Boro.

sloan



Joined: 24/02/2009
Posts: 808

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 22:15

Mackem:



1. Shandy is an exotic cocktail

2. You would rather cut your own gen!tals off than support Newcastle or The Boro

3. Anyone not from Sunderland is deeply suspicious

4. You tell everyone you're proud to be a mackem

5. You go to South Shields for your holidays each year

6. You aspire to live in Newcastle when you win the lottery

7. You drink Double Maxim from a half pint glass believing it to be superior to Broon Ale

8. When you're away from the north, you drink Broon Ale in a half pint glass because no-one knows what Double Maxim is, and Broon Ale is northern,innit?

sloan



Joined: 24/02/2009
Posts: 808

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 22:17

Smoggie:



1. You always refer to Middlesbrough as The Boro

2. If you're posh and from Middlesbrough, you pronounce it "Middlesbroe"

3. You know someone who knows someone else who knows Chubby Brown

4. You aspire to live in Yarm and Nunthorpe when you win the lottery

5. You have no job and no money, yet you dress only in the most expensive designer clothes from Triads and Psyche

6. You call everyone "PAL"

7. You know what a Parmo is

8. You think a Parmo is quality food

9. You think go everywhere by taxi

10. You beat up anyone who refers to you as a Geordie

11. Anyone from Sunderland is a right ****

12. You're proud of the Riverside stadium, but you usually leave it just after half time in despair

13. You refer to Sunderland's football ground as the Stadium of Sh*te

14. You tell everyone that Chris Rea is great, but secretly you hate him

15. You go to Redcar for your summer holidays...or Whitby if you're feeling adventurous!

sloan



Joined: 24/02/2009
Posts: 808

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 22:18

Smoggie continued:



16. You don't trust anyone from Stockton, Hartlepool or Sunderland. Especially Hartlepool cos they hang monkeys and are in bred.

17. You refer to your food as "scran" and blokes as "gadgies"

18. You find shell suits deeply stylish

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 22:23

its a wind up then ??

sloan



Joined: 24/02/2009
Posts: 808

Message Posted:
28/05/2009 22:30

It's a wind up!!!!

Pearlbayer


Joined: 06/10/2008
Posts: 204

Message Posted:
29/05/2009 13:55

Heard Oxo are bringing a new Black and white stripped cube out. They are calling it laughing stock

Pearlbayer


Joined: 06/10/2008
Posts: 204

Message Posted:
29/05/2009 14:00

Heard about the Geordie that was that p**sed off about going down that he nailed next seasons pass to a tree. He walked past next day and someone had taken the nail.

borodave


Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 167

Message Posted:
29/05/2009 14:02

sloan fantastic analasis of smoggies rule 12 brill laughing still

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
29/05/2009 14:12

Fantastic news I am sure all newcstle fans will agree .

















Newcastle brown all almost the most popular beer on tynside lol

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
30/05/2009 01:42

You have a good chance of staying up next season. Especially if you get rid of that turncoat, Alan Smith.

Serves you right this season for nicking that little shxt, Dennis Wise from Leeds. He was looking for some idiots to help him once Gus Poyet had gone. Feel sorry for Alan Shearer though, must be awful going bald like that.

tattlad


Joined: 13/12/2008
Posts: 479

Message Posted:
30/05/2009 11:57

What was the last ship to leave the Tyne ???















The Premiership,

stickle


Joined: 20/02/2008
Posts: 172

Message Posted:
30/05/2009 21:46

Wanted in the Manchester Evening News. Welder required to replace top on Bus!!!!!!

clayton


Joined: 30/11/2008
Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
30/05/2009 22:20

didnt no they sold the manchester evening news in newcastle

Jimmyboy63


Joined: 16/03/2009
Posts: 400

Message Posted:
31/05/2009 10:36

Guys no internet for the last few days, in the jungle at the moment!!!



Yes big joke if you read the bottom of mess 1 you will see!!!

sloan



Joined: 24/02/2009
Posts: 808

Message Posted:
31/05/2009 10:43

For Borodave:



I know someone, who knows someone who knows Chubby Brown!