Joke ( Husband ) --- Why I fired my Secretary

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
29/05/2009 11:45

Why I fired my Secretary



Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.



I went downstairs for breakfast

hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,

'Happy Birthday!',

and possibly have a small present for me.



As it turned out,

she barely said good morning,

let alone

' Happy Birthday.'



I thought....



Well, that's marriage for you,

but the kids...

They will remember.



My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast

and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office,

I felt pretty low

and somewhat despondent.





Cont....

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
29/05/2009 11:46

On the way back to the office,

Jane said, 'You know,

It's such a beautiful day...

We don't need to go straight back to the office,

do we ?'



I responded,

'I guess not.

What do you have in mind ?'

She said,

'Let's drop by my apartment,

it's just around the corner.'



After arriving at her apartment,

Jane turned to me and said,



' Boss, if you don't mind,

I'm going to step into the bedroom

for just a moment.

I'll be right back.'

'Ok.' I nervously replied.



Cont .....

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
29/05/2009 11:47

She went into the bedroom and,

after a couple of minutes,

she came out

carrying a huge birthday cake ...

followed

by my wife,

my kids,

and dozens of my friends

and co-workers,

all singing 'Happy Birthday'.





And I just sat there....



On the couch...



Bollock naked





And that my friends,



Is why I fired my Secretary