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blinky
Joined: 07/12/2008
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Message Posted:
04/06/2009 18:32 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 18 in Discussion |
| Subject: Fw: Oh, that's all right then !
While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots..
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it.'
The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'
The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.'
The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'
The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want |
blinky
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Message Posted:
04/06/2009 18:36 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 18 in Discussion |
| Cont...
. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only choice.'
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease.'
The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money dat way. No need to opelate!'
Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.
'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'wait two weeks. Fawl off by itself!' |
jock1
Joined: 06/01/2008
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Message Posted:
04/06/2009 22:11 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 18 in Discussion |
| Filth!!!!!!!! |
daisy dukes
Joined: 06/09/2008
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Message Posted:
04/06/2009 22:14 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 18 in Discussion |
| unadulterated filth!! bloody marvelous!! 
DD |
proger1
Joined: 18/04/2009
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Message Posted:
04/06/2009 22:14 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 18 in Discussion |
| I am offended !!!
And worried !!! |
dizzycows
Joined: 12/05/2009
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Message Posted:
04/06/2009 22:15 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 18 in Discussion |
| Good though, like it, lol x) |
daisy dukes
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Message Posted:
04/06/2009 22:22 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 18 in Discussion |
| why are you worried proger, have you been to China recently??
DD |
jock1
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Message Posted:
04/06/2009 22:28 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 18 in Discussion |
| Peking or **nking..... |
proger1
Joined: 18/04/2009
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Message Posted:
04/06/2009 22:34 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 18 in Discussion |
| DD, what are you accusing me of ??
I am a good boy me, it was the toilet seat honest and besides I missread it, I have green with red spots. I am sure its something completely normal, unless the pink urine is another symptom |
daisy dukes
Joined: 06/09/2008
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Message Posted:
04/06/2009 22:40 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 18 in Discussion |
| hehehe...me thinks you ought to get yourself down to doctor manurs surgery right away...lmao!!
DD |
proger1
Joined: 18/04/2009
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04/06/2009 22:45 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 18 in Discussion |
| I am too shy DD, If I posted a photo do you think any one could advise ?????? |
spangles
Joined: 22/10/2008
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Message Posted:
04/06/2009 22:47 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 18 in Discussion |
| Dr Manur what a good idea Daisy. I think I can hear the snap of the Marigold gloves now...........lol |
proger1
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Message Posted:
04/06/2009 22:49 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 13 of 18 in Discussion |
| Who is Dr Manur? For that matter, who is Marigold and why does she need gloves? |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
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Message Posted:
04/06/2009 23:02 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 14 of 18 in Discussion |
| Dr. Manur! Can you put him on your plants? ) |
proger1
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Message Posted:
04/06/2009 23:06 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 15 of 18 in Discussion |
| OK, now I think I understand, You should use Dr Manure when you are dealing with your Marigolds but should wear gloves.
Don't know how that helps with my pronlem though !! |
daisy dukes
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Message Posted:
04/06/2009 23:12 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 16 of 18 in Discussion |
| erm....i would certainly like to see doctor Manur turfed out!! lady says...'doctor Manur, i seem to have a cut on my finger...' doctor Manur says ' ok darling, take your top off and let me have a look'!!
Dirty man!! I would recommend him to you Proger, as he probably at some time in his life had the same unfortunate problem that you may have!! hahaha
DD |
No1Doyen
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Message Posted:
04/06/2009 23:21 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 17 of 18 in Discussion |
| DE. Oh, he's one of them Doctors! |
No1Doyen
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Message Posted:
04/06/2009 23:22 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 18 of 18 in Discussion |
| DE. Oh, he's one of them Doctors! |
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