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dav88



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Message Posted:
05/06/2009 15:58

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Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the

nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on

the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a

picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined

in.



One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky

Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.



'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that

thing?' Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper

and held it up to him. 'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As

she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out

in front of her and shouted 'STOP!



Have you got proof of insurance?' Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a

drink coaster and held it up to him.



dav88



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Message Posted:
05/06/2009 15:59

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Continues....



Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.' As Ethel neared the final

corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding

his 'You-Know- What' in his hand..



'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test

again.!!!'



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