Appartment For rent ( Joke Part 2 )

the cat


Joined: 22/06/2008
Posts: 71

Message Posted:
06/06/2009 22:21

> > > #1 - it had never been occupied;

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> > > #2 - there was plenty of heat; and

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> > > #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

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> > > However, I found out that:

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> > > #1 - it had been previously occupied,

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> > > #2 - there wasn't any heat, and

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> > > #3 - it was entirely too large.'

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> > > Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately

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> > > returned the check for $250 with the following note:

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> > > ' Dear Sir:

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> > > #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a

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> > > beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

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> > > #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you

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> > > know how to turn it on.

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> > > #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of

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> > > regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture

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> > > to fill it, please do not blame the management.

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> > > So, Please send the rent in full or we will be force