JOKE: Dear God

dav88



Joined: 01/08/2008
Posts: 605

Message Posted:
09/06/2009 16:00

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address or postcode. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read:





Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.

Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is my birthday, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope..

Please help me?

Sincerely, Edna



The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few pounds. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.

dav88



Joined: 01/08/2008
Posts: 605

Message Posted:
09/06/2009 16:01

Continues....



The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

A few days later, another letter came addressed to God and in the same hand. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read:





Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was £4 missing. I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.

Sincerely,

Edna

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
09/06/2009 16:07

dav88

That was so funny I was going to say so true

dav88



Joined: 01/08/2008
Posts: 605

Message Posted:
09/06/2009 16:14

I thought it was quite hilarious as well :D i think this is why people stop being nice!

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
09/06/2009 16:30

I received this one today bu email dav88. Probably from the same person who sent it to you . Very good though xxxx

dav88



Joined: 01/08/2008
Posts: 605

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 09:27

I have just realized who you are! Id met you once through Yvonne. Yes it was from the same person he makes my day every morning with these hilarious jokes so I try to share as many as possible x

decanddyl


Joined: 17/01/2009
Posts: 792

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 21:14

made me laugh out loud