Joke - New Drive Thru Cash Machines

taraspring


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571

Message Posted:
09/06/2009 17:38

"MALE VS. FEMALE"

....... AT THE CASH MACHINE!

A new sign in the Bank reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.



Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

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MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.



Continued.

taraspring


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 00:39

Well you might as well delete the first page, as pages, 2, 3 and 4 have been deleted by someone!

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 00:42

I am not sure if it was deleted Tara or if it double posted because there is another post with the full joke and several follow up comments.

taraspring


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 00:46

Well spotted Roger..... Apologies....

Now where's that flyer for specsavers?