Girl on plane (Joke)

HAPPY FEET


Joined: 18/07/2008
Posts: 416

Message Posted:
09/06/2009 18:28

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the

Airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,

'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you

Strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'



The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed

It slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you

Like to talk about?'



'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about

Nuclear power?' and he smiles.



OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,

And a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a

Deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a

Flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried

Grass. Why do you suppose that is?'



The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's

Intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have

No idea.'



To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel

Qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
09/06/2009 21:32

god she was intellegent. Out of the mouths of children. Met plenty that know so much more with better resoning than us also x

dav88



Joined: 01/08/2008
Posts: 605

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 09:55

Happy Feet must be getting the daily jokes as well! x

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 16:18

Her parents should have told her not to speak to strangers!

Wiser


Joined: 30/07/2008
Posts: 796

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 16:23

Good one, I like it and having children myself can relate!! Maybe not to that level of inteligence though, thank god!