Joke: corny but funny!

Yvonne



Joined: 16/05/2008
Posts: 273

Message Posted:
09/06/2009 23:43

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The pharmacist fainted.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
09/06/2009 23:48

love it you ok now my darlin xxx

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
09/06/2009 23:58

Two children were at grandmas for the normal family sunday lunch.



The little girl pointed across the room and said "Look, there is a prophylactic under the radiator"



The little boy replied "What's a radiator?"



They grow up so fast !!!

Yvonne



Joined: 16/05/2008
Posts: 273

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 00:10

Just fine now Lilly - major stress and restructuring at work which has had me worried, but sure what can you do?

Life in general is fine here, and we even had one whole week of sunshine in Dublin last week! I've got a suntan! Yahoo!

Seriously though, things are challenging right now, but I guess that's the same for everyone. All I can say is: Let's see what happens.



Hope you're well, you're a breath of fresh air. xxx

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 07:10

Nurse goes into the bank really tired after an 18 hour shift.

Goes to the teller and prepares to write out a cheque.

She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse

And tries to write with it.

Whe she realizes her mistake

She looks at the flabbergasted teller,

And without missing a beat says.

Well that's just great, just great.

Some assholes got my pen!!!!!

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 09:26

What do you call a pygmy covered in cement?..............A wee hard man.