Joke - Quickie in the Bushes

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 00:01

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.

They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,

when one day an angel comes down from the sky and,

with a single gesture, brings the two to life.



The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient

through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters,

you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'



He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.



The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.



The angel tells them,

'Um, you have fifteen minutes left,

would you care to do it again?'



He asks her 'Shall we?'

She eagerly replies,

'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions this time,

I’ll hold the pigeon down and you sh*t on its head.'









AND JUST WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??? !

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 00:04

you are a scream. I feel like one of those statues can I have an angel please xxxxx

billyboy1


Joined: 01/06/2009
Posts: 590

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 00:09

Bloody brilliant

dav88



Joined: 01/08/2008
Posts: 605

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 09:44

great one :D

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 09:55

Aghast!!!!

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 10:23

Brilliant as always

sheila

viking


Joined: 09/10/2008
Posts: 36

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 11:29

Made me smile on a grey overcast Wednesday



Viking