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HAPPY FEET
Joined: 18/07/2008
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Message Posted:
10/06/2009 18:09 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 10 in Discussion |
| Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of
humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem p*ssed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo |
HAPPY FEET
Joined: 18/07/2008
Posts: 416
Message Posted:
10/06/2009 18:09 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 10 in Discussion |
| When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said 'oh sh!#$.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.' |
daisy dukes
Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815
Message Posted:
10/06/2009 22:50 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 10 in Discussion |
| cute 
DD |
TheSaints
Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369
Message Posted:
10/06/2009 22:54 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 10 in Discussion |
| My missus is laughing her head of at that one......... |
Lilli
Joined: 21/07/2008
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Message Posted:
10/06/2009 23:36 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 10 in Discussion |
| sounds about right. remind me never to get a cuckoo clock. |
CyprusChill
Joined: 08/05/2009
Posts: 666
Message Posted:
10/06/2009 23:44 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 10 in Discussion |
| Why do the women not giggle when we men cuckoo and fart ? |
Sunnycee
Joined: 18/05/2009
Posts: 192
Message Posted:
10/06/2009 23:45 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 10 in Discussion |
| Sorry!
Didnt know you could multi-task! lol
sc |
TheSaints
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Posts: 1369
Message Posted:
10/06/2009 23:46 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 10 in Discussion |
| That is because when they do it they are being intuitive and clever but when we do it we are just deceitfull a holes... |
CyprusChill
Joined: 08/05/2009
Posts: 666
Message Posted:
10/06/2009 23:50 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 10 in Discussion |
| I know, I know, cuckoo - fart - giggle - iron - wash - cook - vacuum .... keep up the hard work !! |
dav88
Joined: 01/08/2008
Posts: 605
Message Posted:
11/06/2009 09:58 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 10 in Discussion |
| hillarious! |
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