Joke Postman Pat Retires

annie


Joined: 30/05/2007
Posts: 208

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 23:04

Postman Pat's Last Day:



It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a cheque for £50.



At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch.



The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whisky.

annie


Joined: 30/05/2007
Posts: 208

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 23:05

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When they went downstairs, the blonde fixed him a full English breakfast: Bacon, Eggs, Sausage & Tomato with freshly squeezed orange juice. As she was pouring him a cup of steaming coffee, he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cup.



'All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said, 'but what's the five quid for?'



'Well,' said the dumb blonde, 'Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you'. 'I asked him what I should give you'.



He said, 'F*** him. Give him a fiver.'



She smiled shyly and said, 'The breakfast was my idea.'

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(I hope its not to much for the forum)

CyprusChill


Joined: 08/05/2009
Posts: 666

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 23:25

No mention of Pats' black and white cat is it missing ?

Sunnycee


Joined: 18/05/2009
Posts: 192

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 23:30

Do they just call him Pat now then? ?)

sc

annie


Joined: 30/05/2007
Posts: 208

Message Posted:
10/06/2009 23:35

I did hear Pat swapped the cat for the blond and rumour has it they have fled to sunny TRNC

halffull


Joined: 26/01/2009
Posts: 571

Message Posted:
11/06/2009 00:31

The Jess got jealous and ran off with tom!

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
11/06/2009 00:37

Maybe the Husband swopped the Blonde for the cat, Postman Pat was robbed..........

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
11/06/2009 06:58

Good one I liked it

dav88



Joined: 01/08/2008
Posts: 605

Message Posted:
11/06/2009 08:36

Great one! Keep them coming!