cheer up it's a joke

guidosp1


Joined: 30/12/2008
Posts: 341

Message Posted:
11/06/2009 07:27

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T. ”She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly. He again answered, “S-H-I-T.” The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, “T-G-I-F.” The man smiled back to her and once again, “S-H-I-T.” The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. ‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank Goodness It’s Friday.’ Get it, duuhhh?”



The man answered, “‘S-H-I-T’ means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.’”

guidosp1


Joined: 30/12/2008
Posts: 341

Message Posted:
11/06/2009 07:31

After a heavy night of drinking at the local bar, a drunk stumbles into a Catholic church and slowly makes his way into the confessional booth. There, the priest patiently awaits the man to begin his confession.



After a few minutes of silence, the priest politely taps on the window… nothing. The priest taps again and this time clears his throat a bit… still nothing. At this point the priest begins to lose his patience and bangs on the window.



Finally the drunk yells out… “Ain’t no use knocking, there ain’t no paper over here either!”

dav88



Joined: 01/08/2008
Posts: 605

Message Posted:
11/06/2009 09:26

like the first one )

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
11/06/2009 09:32

The Tree little Pigs



Big bad wolf says I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down



Little pig says F@/k of I'll sneeze on you!!!!!!!!