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lulubell


Joined: 18/11/2008
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Message Posted:
11/06/2009 23:54

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An irish man walks into the local wefare office to pick up his cheque..He marched straight up to the counter and said 'Hi you know i just HATE drawing welfare....i would really rather have a job..

The social worker said ' your timing is excellent, we just had a job offer from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur , full time guard for his daughter. You will have to drive his 2009 mercedes benz cl he will supply all clothes because of the long hours all meals provided. You will be expected to escort the daughter on her holidays and overseas trips, this is really rather awkward but you will have to also as part of your job satisfy her sexual urges....as the daughter is in her 20s and very lively..



The irishman says just plain wide eyed.....YOUR F******BULLSHITTING ME.....



The social worker says.....yeah well you F*********started it.....!!!!!!



Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
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Message Posted:
12/06/2009 00:02

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good one lulu. how are you missed you xx



Wiser


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Message Posted:
12/06/2009 12:41

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Very good!



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