What is the worst trick you have ever played on somebody?

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 18:16

A few years ago while teaching nursing students about diarrhoea, infections and such like when explaining to them that they can use 3 of their senses to work out if their is an infection such as Clostridium Dificile. I had a bedpan with what looked like poo in, told them first use your sight and if it is mucousy, then use your nose as it has a distinctive smell, I then put my fingers in the disposable bed pan and licked them and told them that taste was the final test. One fainted, one ran away three vomited and one was reduced to tears.

What they didn't know was that I had melted a Mars bar in the microwave previously it was delicious!!!!

The one that was reduced to tears never forgave me and even as a staff Nurse years later would not talk to me unless she really had to.

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 19:39

Worst trick was my Missus getting me drunk in Las Vegas and me waking up married to her...



Then again it could have been Garry Monger's missus....

billyboy1


Joined: 01/06/2009
Posts: 590

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 20:57

When i worked in a jewllers, their was one particular girl that always had to go to the loo when we needed to do something....cling filmed the toilet......

HappyBoots


Joined: 28/05/2009
Posts: 74

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 21:20

Told my son that Father Christmas did not exist, he cried like a banshee.....mind you, he was 20 at the time

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 21:49

Negnick and billyboy I now know I am a saint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

happyboots we have all been there.

decanddyl


Joined: 17/01/2009
Posts: 792

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 22:00

I lived in a shared flat in the early 70s one of our flatmates was going on a training course to London after he went to bed we opened his case removed most of his clothes replaced them with odd shoes a dirty frying pan ladies pants etc etc he returned a week later and you'll never guess !! would'nt speak to us it took him a good few weeks before he spoke to us and another few weeks before he saw the funny side of it

billyboy1


Joined: 01/06/2009
Posts: 590

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 22:36

same jewllers...used to have a window cleaner each morning...got some malt loaf, fashioned it into the shape of a dog turd and poured a small amount of black coffee on it, .....placed the article in the outside foyer on the marble floor....



when he turns up, he sees the poo and starts chucking water on it and brushing it out to the curb on the street....should of seen his face when i walked out and just picked it up...haha

Troodo


Joined: 12/06/2008
Posts: 1002

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 22:39

Tied a guy up in a sack and left him outside the Mirror building. I think it was the Mirror, the news paper office that used to be in Holborn many years ago.



Troodo.

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 22:44

billyboy1 actually can't concentrate on what you have written ' the thought of Malt loaf' has me drooling...

But I think re message 7 what!!1 MALT LOAF mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Where can I get it, help can now taste it with lots of butter. OMG

legin


Joined: 15/11/2007
Posts: 105

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 23:47

Many years ago i worked with a man who thought it was his god given right to eat what ever was in the kitchen, us girls were fed up with him eating our dinners , so bought a box of exlax and just left it on the table. As he was Italian, he didn't know what exlax was, so true to form scoffed the lot.............................

Didn't see him for two days, our dinners were quite safe from that day.



legins wife

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 23:49

Take it next gift was a Cork!!!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 23:54

Troodo. Yes, it was the Mirror building.

legin


Joined: 15/11/2007
Posts: 105

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 00:05

After a full box of exlax a cork wouldn't have helped. So far up his own a**e , couldn't happen to a better guy.

ebbern5


Joined: 03/06/2008
Posts: 79

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 00:17

I sent a friend everything that was on free 30 day trial or sale and return from the newspaper and mags.

Incontinence pants, bras, corsets, stairlift offers, plants, Readers digest, book club offers, the lot He was afraid to open the door to the postman in the end and had to send the lot back.



Also put worms and toilet cleaner in a sandwich of a workmate who would not buy his own.(and he ate it)

billyboy1


Joined: 01/06/2009
Posts: 590

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 00:39

office junior, and always had to make the tea and coffee...others in the office would take their turn except for this one women in the accounts dept.....put salt in instead of sugar in her coffee....she soon started making her own......wicked aint i?

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 00:40

We were fishing in Ireland a few years ago. Two Man U supporters were in the same guest house. Being Leeds supporters we had quite a lot of banter with them. On the Saturday Everton beat Man U in the FA cup final. We'd listened to the match, packed in early and called at a shop. We bought balloons, serviettes and a blue paper table cloth. We gave their dining table a makeover, in blue. Trimmed their room in the same colour, even a balloon in the toilet pot. We had a real laugh at their expense. Football supporters will know what I mean. Following morning when we were leaving they'd covered our windscreen in shaving foam. Turned the wipers on and found out it wasn't shaving foam. Don't know what it was but it took us about two hours to clean it off.

sweep


Joined: 11/10/2007
Posts: 241

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 00:50

april fools morning ,



woke my dad up shouting the house is on fire,



he jumped out of bed naked in shock ran out of the bedroom to see the fire



shouted to him from the bottom of the stairs APRIL FOOLS !!!!



he would of killed me if he was quick enough on his feet.



stayed out the whole day till he calmed down.



was funny at the time but he went beserk.

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 01:06

Whilst in the army we put some deep heat into a guys nivea cream tub because we thought it was too gay for a soldier.



Turned out he was susceptible to sweat rashes and the nivea was great for it, deep heat however was not too much fun. It was also interesting to find out that probably the most painful thing you can do after applying deep heat to a sweat rash in the groin area is to try and wash it off with hot water.



I woke up about 3 days later with no eyebrows and half a mustache (a little too drunk the night before), he was most definitely into revenge but I count myself lucky, the guy who suggested the hot shower ended up with something that resembled nurses melted Mars bar on his pillow but this was the real thing.

harita


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 1343

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 20:00

Two of my friends lived next door to each other on the opposite side of the road ... One was anti-royalist & the night before the Charles/Diana wedding me & the neighbour, "solvited" all the pictures that we had collected of Charles & Diana to the bedroom window of their bungalow ... Took ages to remove ...

Bided his time, then got his own back ... Nextdoor was having a family party, leaving out a note for the milkman ... 4 pints of milk , 2 pints of cream ... A "0" was added to both ie. 40 & 20 ... On opening the door was greeted with 3 crates, 2 of milk & 1 of cream ...

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 00:43

Set an alarm system which the bell was set off in the bar when Ladies using the loo (in my previous liquor outlet in London) which was activated when the Female leaving without washing her hands bought many a humorous lines of jest from the incumbent crowd at the bar!



Richard

bodidly24


Joined: 08/12/2008
Posts: 10

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 05:45

nurseawful coming out on 9th july would you like me to bring some malt loaf for you.

bodidly24

scoobydoo


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 2434

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 07:58

My husband used to take any new friends, particularly women, into a pub in the midlands and then encourage them to use the toilets. When they went in they saw a huge buddha sat on the side with a fig leaf so they would lift it up and unbeknown to them it would ring a loud bell in the bar so everyone used to know that they had looked under the fig leaf when they came out.





A girl at our boarding school took great delight in picking on me until I got my own back. She always used a roll on deodrant, so my pal and I bought a pack of condoms, tipped the roll on upside down and got a load of deodrant running down the outside then put a condom on top and filled it with the remaining deodrant and left it on her dresser......... needless to say she never spoke to us again. (We were only 13 yrs old at the time)

booitsme


Joined: 04/02/2009
Posts: 667

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 10:17

I used to work in the prison service in pharmacy. We had one doctor who was VERY short sighted (bless him he used to joke about it) who was in on the joke, we also had a new batch of "baby" prison officers who had to have their Hep C vaccine. We lined them all up, I drew up the injections then called said doctor in saying as he came in "Oh it's OK your arm is a pretty big target, he should hit it!" Cue - one baby officer passed out on the floor to be brought round by senior medical officer who was actually doing the injections! Unbeknownst to me the SMO had told one of the new recruits that the injection was in the backside so I was faced with the bare bum of a very red faced officer! Great fun, my prison days.

Trudy


Joined: 25/05/2009
Posts: 369

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 11:13

Someone i know gave his mate a scratchcard for his birthday inside a birthday card. When the bloke scratched it off, it said he had won 150,000! But when he turned the scratchcard over to read the how to claim part, it said that this was a joke scratchcard and he hadnt in fact won anything at all! If that was me, id have murdered him!!



Still, he got revenge by building a brick wall in front of the guys front door so that when he opened it the next day, he couldnt get out!

ttoli


Joined: 24/03/2007
Posts: 1172

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 13:35

On a Travel Agents Educational in Egypt, i phoned the room of an Agent that was departing that morning, and in broken English demanded that she come down and pay her bar bill, she said that she,d already paid, to which i threatened police action, My friend and i then sat in reception and witnessed the mother of all arguments;).



in a police control room, i handed a sealed envelope to a probationer(fresh out of Hendon) and said it was for a prisoners medication, He duly went to the Duty chemist and handed it over then discovered that it actually said that He was very nervous and had never bought condoms before.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 13:52

Worst trick I ever played on someone was a few years ago when a new Junior started at the office. At that time it was the duty of the Junior to make the tea for senior staff members and Directors.

They were given a list of names and what beverages each person was to have together with the amount of sugar/sweetener in each one.

On passing the kitchen one day on my way out I noticed the list on the worktop. the Junior had left it there. I amended the list by adding and deleting sugars and switching tea to coffee and vice versa. There was mayhem that afternoon. they never did find out who altered the list.