Joke - hope it makes you laugh like it did me

LancsLass


Joined: 15/01/2009
Posts: 145

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 18:29

Five Surgeons



The first, a Manchester surgeon, says: 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'



The second, a Liverpool surgeon, responds: 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'



The third, a Newcastle surgeon, says: 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'



The fourth, a Birmingham surgeon, chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.



But the fifth, a London surgeon, shuts them all up when he observed: You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse are interchangeable

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 18:32

brillant loved it x