Another Joke to make you laugh

LancsLass


Joined: 15/01/2009
Posts: 145

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 18:34

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.



He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.'



He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'

The elderly tail or eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.'



Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did yo

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 18:44

Hi Lancslass , welcome to the forum , hope you enjoy it . you can post your jokes under the same topic you don't have to post new topics when you post a new joke , hope this helps

Regards , Simbas

LancsLass


Joined: 15/01/2009
Posts: 145

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 20:25

Thanks Simbas for your help

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 21:33

sorry dont get it irish by the way