Sorry focks this is the second part of the last joke Silly me!!

LancsLass


Joined: 15/01/2009
Posts: 145

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 18:41

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'



He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'

The elderly tail or eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.'



'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.



Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.



As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'



Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'



The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'



Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'



'Been in the business 60 years.'



Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.



Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'



Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'



The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.



Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'



The salesman shook his head, 'You can't w

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
18/06/2009 18:53

RE msg 1, Lancslass > Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know? <



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