full exposure coming soon! hard hat required!

fire starter


Joined: 19/06/2008
Posts: 3401

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 22:09

well. what can i say?

maybe the title says it all?

do you want to know the truth?

can you handle it?

i'm not sure you can?

just wait and see!

put on your hard hat and take a seat!

this is going to be hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



p.s .aj, your going to get loads of emails on this!

fire starter


Joined: 19/06/2008
Posts: 3401

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 22:12

are you ready?

taraspring


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 22:14

Chill out Fire Starter!

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 22:23

Melodrama. She's back.

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 22:43

aj has gone back in the closet

ilovekibris


Joined: 18/05/2009
Posts: 394

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 22:46

Cripes, I'm on the edge of my seat. I think I know what may be coming...

CyprusChill


Joined: 08/05/2009
Posts: 666

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 22:49

Shall i close my eyes or count to ten perhaps ...

Stubs


Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 641

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 22:52

first thread on the list



"Full exposure coming soon! Hardhat required!"



Second thread



"i need my large bush trimmed - can anyone help?"



What is this forum turning into

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 22:53

ilovekibris touch your toes and say fat tony

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 23:48

Do we have to guess what's coming?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/06/2009 23:51

Are there any prizes for guessing what the exposure is?

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 01:01

C'mon firestarter , sock it to em !!!!!

CyprusChill


Joined: 08/05/2009
Posts: 666

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 01:10

I suspect chronic and unbearable belly pains, severe constipation and a brow dripping in sweat.



Fist clenching and molar graunching.



Screaming for the cure and a release from this retched torment.



Over Three hours locked in your lavatorial convenience and without awaress of your patient audience.



I feel for you, we all do and hope for a speedy execution and relief.



Keep us posted.

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 01:24

more southern propoganda,

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 14:19

Is full exposure a naked ambition?

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 14:22

tomorrows bbq all will be revealed

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 14:31

If it's a full exposure at the BBQ I hope no one gets their 'bits' burnt - could be quite nasty. )

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 14:35

Could be a bit of a boobie

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 14:37

OH. A boobie q )

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 15:22

No1 you do make me chuckle ))))

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 15:31

dee. Can you help me out here, what's this all about?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 15:37

A woman was standing before the bedroom mirror, admiring herself in her expensive new outfit. She posed this way and that. Her husband, looking with disinterest, remarked; "Your bum is the size of a 3-burner barbeque!"

Later that evening, tucked up cozy in bed, he leant over, tapped her on the shoulder, and asked hopefully; "How about it?" She replied "It's hardly worth lighting the Barby for half a sausage now is it?!!"

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 15:39

Hi No1 its another brain teaser from fs. I dont know whats its about but Nige says all will be known soon xx

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 16:00

Lilli. I wish nige would spill the beans.

Amber


Joined: 26/09/2008
Posts: 561

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 16:33

any clues.............anybody ??

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 16:36

Maybe she has bought the TRNC on behalf of Mr. Christofiasco..?

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 17:23

Maybe she has found another word to describe us instead of scum !!

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 17:36

Nige

Message 5.



'aj has gone back in the closet'



Never came out of it in the first place.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 19:45

Has full exposure been exposed?

sienna


Joined: 09/01/2009
Posts: 1627

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 19:54

where's the 'this thread is serving no purpose this thread is now closed'

let firestarter light her fire somewhere else !

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 20:36

No1 I haven't a bloody clue what the woman is on about ...

mixie


Joined: 16/05/2009
Posts: 302

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 20:59

Not sure that I know what this is about and even more unsure if I want to know what this is about!!



I sense someone with a smug look on their face.



Never mind we are creeping towards making this a hot posting without knowing a dashed thing.

Mixie

chick


Joined: 02/07/2008
Posts: 323

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 21:15

Now Now Hattikins.

CyprusChill


Joined: 08/05/2009
Posts: 666

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 22:12

Its been about twenty hours since msg 13.

Called for a doctor and a vet just in case.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 22:15

I've put some extra sun tan cream on, just in case I get over exposed )

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 22:31

she is a silly cow ,, best to ignore her ??

cypwine


Joined: 09/05/2009
Posts: 177

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 23:06

doubt you will be ignoring her or calling her a c*w when all is revealed rowlo!!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 23:25

Enlighten us, cypwine.

cronos


Joined: 26/10/2008
Posts: 2093

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 23:29

Cypwine......bit dramatic using the asterisk so as not to offend us with the word "cow" isn't it?



It may have been better used in the word "sc*m" which she chose to describe Brit buyers of exchange title deeds.

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 23:36

39 postings of absolute drivel.

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 23:39

You mean 40, AJ. 41 now.

CyprusChill


Joined: 08/05/2009
Posts: 666

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 23:46

How many times were people told "Location" "Location" "Location".



And yet we have to listen to them winge and moan and attempt to pull the cork out of a bottle anti-clockwise.



You made your bed, now lay down in it.

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
20/06/2009 23:51

A thread serving "no purpose" usually get no further than about 20 posts so come on mods put it out of its misery..........please.

taraspring


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571

Message Posted:
21/06/2009 03:00

CyprusChill you are soooo funny



How many times were people told "Location" "Location" "Location".

And yet we have to listen to them pulling that cork out of a bottle! time and time again......great

Oh how bad is that?



You made your bed, now lay down in it.

I'm sure that anyone with fire in their belly and conviction in their heart will dismiss you and your comments as a roc gayman, but really i can understand your dilema. if you want to swop shoes email me.

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
21/06/2009 07:46

Somebody needs to pour water on this one and quickly before the fire gets out of hand!

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
21/06/2009 08:22

the fire has just started !!

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
21/06/2009 08:31

Get the fire brigade then Nige!