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mmmmmm


Joined: 19/12/2008 Posts: 8398
Message Posted: 20/06/2009 00:11 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 11 in Discussion |
| A friend of the family was asked to dogsit in a large city in the UK for one of their friends - while the took a weeks holiday... "unfortunately, the dog is ill and if he takes a turn for the worst - please take him to the vet".. Sadly, two days later, the dog is dead in the basket - having passed away during the night :( The kind dog sitter contacts the vet who says " bring the dog to us and we will make arrangements for the dog's body".... Now the vet is only 3 minutes walk away, but it involves crossing a railway line.... an underpass The kind dogsitter puts the dog in a large suitcase - the sort with wheels and an extending handle - that she buys from a charity shop - and heads off to the vets... As she carried the case down the steps to the underpass and kind passer-by offer to help... The lady is glad of the offer.. As they walk along under the railway, the young man - who has struggled valiantly with the weight asks, "wow, that's heavy - what ever's i |
mmmmmm


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Message Posted: 20/06/2009 00:14 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 11 in Discussion |
| (cont) from 1 "wow, that's heavy - what ever's in there?" The lady, embarrassed to tell the young man what he's just carried says the first thing that comes in her head... "Oh, I'm moving flats and this is all my computer stuff".. At the top of the flight of steps, on the other side, the lady is about to thank the young man.... But he runs off with her "computer stuff" ...... |
Blackpoolfan

Joined: 03/12/2008 Posts: 1568
Message Posted: 20/06/2009 02:24 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 11 in Discussion |
| mmmmmm Can we guess the city mmmmmmmmmm was it Leeds?? |
mmmmmm


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Message Posted: 20/06/2009 11:15 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 11 in Discussion |
| Hi BF, I can't mention the name of the city - as it IS a true story ( very recent ) and the lady concerned wants to remain anonymous - she is slightly frightened she might meet the young man who offered his "help"... |
simbas


 Joined: 16/07/2007 Posts: 5943
Message Posted: 20/06/2009 11:17 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 11 in Discussion |
| I bet he had a shock ! |
HappyBoots

Joined: 28/05/2009 Posts: 74
Message Posted: 20/06/2009 11:22 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 11 in Discussion |
| at least she didn't have to worry about disposing of the dog's remains - all taken care of by the unwitting dog snatcher! |
decanddyl

Joined: 17/01/2009 Posts: 792
Message Posted: 20/06/2009 19:59 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 11 in Discussion |
| WAS IT LIVERPOOL |
mmmmmm


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Message Posted: 20/06/2009 20:01 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 11 in Discussion |
| OK, one clue - It WAS a city beginning with L .... N and it's NOT Luton ( is that a city?) .. |
No1Doyen

 Joined: 04/07/2008 Posts: 16617
Message Posted: 20/06/2009 20:16 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 11 in Discussion |
| Do they get a lot of thefts in Looton ? |
Blackpoolfan

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Message Posted: 21/06/2009 01:58 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 11 in Discussion |
| mmmmmm, London have i won a prize. |
Middle Easter

Joined: 13/06/2007 Posts: 146
Message Posted: 21/06/2009 06:47 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 11 in Discussion |
| ...so it definately wasn't Barking then! |
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