Fireman sex ! (joke)

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
21/06/2009 08:30

A Fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife " You know we have a wonderful system at the firestation.

BELL 1. rings and we all put on our jackets



Bell 2. rings and we slide down the pole



Bell 3. rings and we are onto the fire truck ready to go.



From now on when I say



Bell 1 I want you to strip naked



Bell 2 I want you to jump into bed and when I say



Bell 3 we are going to make love all night!



Next night he comes home from work and shouts

Bell 1 she strips naked

Bell 2 she jumps into bed

Bell 3 they start to make love







Then the wife shouts BELL 4

What the h..l is bell 4 says the husband

The wife replies:



Roll out more hose you're nowhere near the fire!!!!

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
21/06/2009 08:40

Filth !!!!!

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
21/06/2009 08:41

Bring back the birch Jock