Joke - Types of Bra's

japeal



Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 1052

Message Posted:
23/06/2009 22:09

What Religion is your Bra?



A man walked into a department store and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said;

'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'

'What type of bra?' asked the shop assistant?'

'Type?' says the man

'Look around says the assistant as she showed a sea of bra's in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety there are really only four types of brs to choose from.'

Relieved the man asks about the types.

The assistant replies ' thre are the 'Catholic,Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types' ' Which would you prefer?' Now totally befudled the man asked about the differences between them. The assistant responded, 'It is all really quite simple...



The Catholic type supports the Masses;

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallem;

THe Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and

THe Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
23/06/2009 22:11

Ex, but what about balcany bras, what religion does this hold up to!!!!!!

japeal



Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 1052

Message Posted:
23/06/2009 22:17

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but could not figure out what the letters sood for, it is about time you became informed!



(A) Almost Boobs...

(B) Barely there..

(C) Cannot Complain...

(D) Dang...

(DD) Double Dang...

(E) Enormous...

(F) Fake...

(G) Get a Reduction...

(H) Help me, I've fallen and cannot get up!...



They forgot the German Bra 'Holtzemfromfloppen'

kofaliking


Joined: 20/06/2009
Posts: 126

Message Posted:
23/06/2009 22:21

Im going to have to tell this one to friends and family, good stuff!