Joke - to get you smiling

japeal



Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 1052

Message Posted:
24/06/2009 09:24

A Frog goes into a bank and approaches the clerk.



He can see from her nameplate her name is Patricia Whack.

'Mis Whack I would like to get a £30.000 loan to take a holiday'

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name?

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is ok as he knows the bank manager.



Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.



Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'



(you're gonna love this)





The bank manager looks back at her and

Pixie


Joined: 18/03/2009
Posts: 489

Message Posted:
24/06/2009 09:32

and.......

are you going to finish this ?

japeal



Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 1052

Message Posted:
24/06/2009 09:53

Sorry thought i Had.



And the Bank Manager looks back at her and says...

'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan...... His old man's a Rolling Stone.'





(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah I know you are.)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now you grinned,

I know you did!!!



Have a good Day

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
24/06/2009 09:58

Thank you Jap been on tenderhooks waiting fo the end. Good one xx

Pixie


Joined: 18/03/2009
Posts: 489

Message Posted:
24/06/2009 10:00

hahah imade me laugh too. bless you