Michael Jackson Joke

R.C.T.Man.



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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 14:20

Early reports suggest that Michael Jackson has not been this stiff since McCauley Culkin stayed over.

Littlenige



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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 14:26

I heard by mistake they put him in the childrens ward and he woke up and thought he was in heaven.

Thinker


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 14:28

Because Michael Jackson was 99% plastic, they have decided to melt him down and make him into Lego and let the kids play with him for a change...

jay76


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Posts: 532

Message Posted:
26/06/2009 14:30

Because a lot of him was plastic mj is going to be melted in to lego bricks so the kids can with him.

jay76


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 14:32

oops same joke. lol

eager


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 14:34

Strange, because i heard that his last wish was that his ashes be put in to an Etch a sketch, so that the kids could still play with him !!

tattlad


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 14:46

CPR not as easy as ABC

pond JuMpEr



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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 14:49

You know what finished him? Apparently he was gutted to find out that 2 grand for a 10 year old was a government scrappage scheme....

jimmy


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 15:48

what's the difference between michael jackson & Alex Ferguson ?......Alex will be playing Giggs in August...

juliachcc


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 16:14

Sicco's Shame on you.

simbas



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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 16:17

Very very sad , that somebodies death can be subjected to such cheapness

bogeyman


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 16:20

farah fawcett played with majors jacko played with minors

cyprusgaz



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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 16:22

Oh lighten up mod!!

lancashirelad


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 16:34

cyprusgaz I know some jokes about fat ignorant policemen being killed by IRA if your up for it

then there was aberfan that was a hoot

Mountain Edge



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Posts: 199

Message Posted:
26/06/2009 16:38

The FBI found class "A" drugs in the kitchen, Class "B" drugs in the living room and Class 5c in the bedroom.

Harold2555



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Posts: 1139

Message Posted:
26/06/2009 16:40

Cyprusgaz



I don't think her being a mod had anything to do with it.



Me I don't mind sick jokes, don't particularly like them but don't hate them



Simbas was showing her own feelings and all power to her.



Harold

simbas



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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 16:42

Msg 13b , No........ i have an opinion too !!

Dusterbruce


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 16:53

He was found not guilty in court of the child abuse accusations, but with the sick people on here its a case of guilty until proved innocent just so they can get their cheap laughs!

norths4me


Joined: 19/04/2007
Posts: 269

Message Posted:
26/06/2009 16:56

Quite agree, what a sick bunch you all are!!



Especially as the latest news is that is wasn't a heart attack after all that killed him!!!



Apparently he died in the bath. (Wait for it) He choked on Bubbles

Littlenige



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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 17:14

Black humour at it's best.

zerochlor


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 17:21

Message 20



hey nige.ur not allowed to say that !!

Lilli



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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 17:21

why oh why. let him rest in what ever peace he has now found. Oldies mainly gary glitter jokes now he was guilty Jacko never been proved otherwise. That man never had a childhood wanted to change his skin What problems must have he encountered. Please let him rest xxxxx

zerochlor


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 17:23

Message 22



i agree lilli



i wonder why he give that young boys family somwhere around the $20 million dollar!!

Tiggy


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 18:07

Pictures of two members of the constabulary showing the best jokes from our forces. Remind us of the joke your lot were telling about "Blair Peach"....and the one of the man being pushed over in London....bet that's a cracker.

Pipie


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Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
26/06/2009 18:34

Not nice any of the posts , i'm sure if it was a realative of your's you would not be so keen on joking , remember he was a son , brother and dad .

Coachie



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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 18:52

Apparently in his will he has asked if Garry Glitter can look after the kids....

bogeyman


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 19:11

the topic of this post is michael jackson joke so why are people coming on here saying we are sick for telling jokes dont look at it if it offends you p s me and mr bogeyman went for a ride in the car today and saw 3 women walking down the main road with boob tubes and beer bellies no respect

zerochlor


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 19:18

i suppose it was like the joke years ago about the jack russell dog in blackpool sea.a policeman went in the rough water to save the poor dog.both drowned..cant remember the punchline ,but something like there still looking for the body of the poor dog!

Stubs


Joined: 01/07/2008
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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 19:23

LAPD have announced his death and as a mark of respect all forensic officers will only wear one white glove.





It is suspected that his death was brought about when he tripped over a kids pram, however doctors say it is too early to "blame it on the buggy"

jacko99


Joined: 26/06/2009
Posts: 52

Message Posted:
26/06/2009 19:25

how sick can you poeple get the mans hardly cold and you show no respect for the dead

Stubs


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 19:26

Nigel re msg 20



Is it black or white humour???

SaraP


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 19:28

You all want to post jokes about someone who a lot of people had great admiration for so we are entitled to come on here and say that you are sick!





P.s I won't be back on this thread to argue with anyone , just wanted to say my bit

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
Posts: 685

Message Posted:
26/06/2009 19:42

i heard they were going to make his ashes in to carrier bags so he could still be dangerous to small children!

no im not sick,thats funny!

simbas



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Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
26/06/2009 19:47

Oh Coachie , not you as well !

ilovekibris


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 19:59

simbas wrote: "i have an opinion too !!"



Yeah - make of it what you will.

simbas



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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 20:01

Sweetie , sweetie , have i upset you in any way ?

ilovekibris


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 20:01

tiggy/kapparis kid wrote: "Pictures of two members of the constabulary showing the best jokes from our forces. Remind us of the joke your lot were telling about "Blair Peach"....and the one of the man being pushed over in London....bet that's a cracker."



Get back to us when you're in a better position to make yourself understandable.

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
26/06/2009 20:08

Human nature dictates that some people will stoop to get cheap laughs at someone elses misfortune just to add balance i hope someone starts a post to admire the talent and musical genius of the man who had the world his feet ,obviously had big personal problems, and will be sadly missed by his fans and family.

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
26/06/2009 20:37

Well I for one think that this posting is SICK

other posts have been taken off for members talking their minds, BUT THIS, the poor guy who I thought was the best Entertainer i have seen live on stage is being made a punch bag so DROP IT otherwise if this is the sort of trash we the forum members have to read then I will not be a part of it

**God let him RIP

juliachcc


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 79

Message Posted:
26/06/2009 20:52

Hear. hear Smithy. A rare talent has departed this life. We will NEVER see the likes of this genius again. Once in a lifetime, and we were lucky enough to be a part of it. His music will live on. R.I.P. Michael.



Juliachcc

Littlenige



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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 21:05

hD HE DONE TIME FOR ALL THE DHILDREN HE ABUSED MAYBE he would deserve some respect.

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 21:11

Cracking a joke amongst your friends is one thing, and I am as bad as the next person for sick humor. But to come on a public forum 24 hours after a pure musical genius has died young is pathetic, some of you people must have some very sad boring lives, and far to much time on your hands. Get a life Actually it shows you intelligence level.

Pipie


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 21:16

I would have thought the mods would have closed this thread by now !!!!!

DutchCrusader



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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 21:17

RE msg 41, Littlenige > hD HE DONE TIME FOR ALL THE DHILDREN HE ABUSED MAYBE he would deserve some respect. <



=> Put your glasses of beer down when you type, Nige...

Littlenige



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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 21:52

your valuable contribution is welcome as usual hans

ilovekibris


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Posts: 394

Message Posted:
26/06/2009 22:02

What did Frank Bruno and Michael Jackson have in common?



They both wore gloves for no apparent reason and got f***** in the ring.

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
26/06/2009 22:11

Simbas..I know what you mean my dear,but it will never ever stop.I am no different to a few million other people around the world.Had he led a spotless life,I still think there would be these jokes going around.A great performer and great singer without a doubt,but the world will never change Pat with regards to sick humour,something we just have to put up with...

Ballyboffin


Joined: 25/08/2007
Posts: 903

Message Posted:
26/06/2009 22:12

Jeez

.

I have always known that there were some SAD people on this BB but this is becoming ridiculous.



Lay off the Efes before you post.

Notsoboredhw


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Posts: 1254

Message Posted:
26/06/2009 22:15

I think enough now. Good or bad let him RIP.

Notsoboredhw


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Message Posted:
26/06/2009 22:16

This thread is now closed. Reason: Thread was addressed and no need for further posts.