missing 4 young sheep

racoonchic



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Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 06:31

last seen around the bellapais area last night if found please call bo peep on baablaabladyblaa

Navek



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Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 06:53

Any idea what colour these sheep are, and what are their names?

smithy


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Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 07:08

anything like me they would be Black

racoonchic



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Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 07:09

they were all wearing wellies so shouldnt be to hard to spot suspicios man with a big voice also seen hangin round the paddock

nurseawful



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Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 07:28

think I spotted them on the way to Chateau LAMBousa they were talking on the mobile at the time!

Navek



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Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 07:38

There were 2 out our way trying to flog a scabby old white Pajero,

Think they had been up at the Villa Hotel for a few before,

they were all over the place.



And another 2 whizzing up and down the road on a Red 50cc scooter delivering pizzas.

Sounds like your sheep to me



Navek

racoonchic



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Message Posted:
27/06/2009 07:41

your up early did you wet the bed again dear try counting sheep to sleep

Navek



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Message Posted:
27/06/2009 07:45

Not as early as you,



just fell in from the pub, after a session







Did you?

racoonchic



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Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 07:48

no been up all night worried sick about me sheep and you just got indoors eh theres more to this than meets the 3rd eye

Navek



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Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 08:01

Not sure what these sheep are up to now,



just saw them coming out the hairdressers.



Fancy perms,



new designer boots.



Trying to disguise themselves maybe?

racoonchic



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Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 08:05

or spending your money before you ask fa it back

Navek



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Message Posted:
27/06/2009 08:09

Not got any money from me,



wife's hidden her purse :-(

Navek



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Message Posted:
27/06/2009 08:15

Mick Jagger said "hey you get off of my cloud"



The Scots say "Hey MacLEOD get off of my ewe"

Navek



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Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 08:24

Out in the middle of darkest Africa there was a White Missionary living with a tribe of black natives.



One day the big chief comes along and calls the Missionary into his hut,

where he was sharpening his big axe.

He explains to the white man that his daughter has just given birth to a white baby,

and that since the missionary's the only white man for thousands of miles,

the missionary will be the "main course" at dinner that night.



"Now just hang on a minute, give me a chance to explain, chief," says the Missionary.

"You're jumping to conclusions here.

Let me tell you a story.



See all those white sheep out in the field,

and how there's one black one amongst them."



The Chief thinks for a moment.



"OK!" says the Chief,



"You say nothing, I say nothing."

Bladerunner


Joined: 10/01/2009
Posts: 204

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 09:05

Seen out side kepab shop with man looking a bit sheepish .poss now spining on spit what a baastuard.

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 09:20

spotted Dick with them.............

racoonchic



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Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 10:26

recreation centre in wales ..; a sheep tied to a lamp post in the high street

cyprusairsoft



Joined: 22/06/2009
Posts: 2066

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 11:26

migh have been the goat rapist see cyprus today last week



he got 3 years and the goat got 5 for wearing a short skirt

nurseawful



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Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 12:46

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead

Now Mary takes it to her school

Between 2 chunks of bread!

Troodo


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Posts: 1002

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 13:04

I’d check out the welsh choir.



Troodo.

nurseawful



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Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 13:45

Mary had a little lamb

She tied it to a pylon

10,000 volts went up its a..

and turned its wool to nylon.





Mary had a little lamb

She tied it to a heater

Every time it cocked its leg

It burned its little peter.

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 13:48

Mary had a little bike

She rode it back to front

Every time the wheel went round

A spoke stuck up (can't remember the rest)

AlsancakJack



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Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 13:51

Ah yep I remember now, should have been 'A spoke stuck up her nose'

I always wondered about that one!

racoonchic



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Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 17:23

dont mention the choir or are they gang rape ers

Bladerunner


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Posts: 204

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 18:19

For sale pair of welly boots told are handy when meeting sheep

racoonchic



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Message Posted:
27/06/2009 18:23

thats mating sheep you silly man

racoonchic



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Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 18:27

jesus i just remembered my neihbours welsh any ideas on how to approach them without embarrasment for either party

Turtle


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Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 18:31

Mary had a little sheep

With the sheep she went to sleep

The sheep turned out to be a ram........

Mary Had A Little Lamb.

come_on_aylin


Joined: 14/06/2008
Posts: 908

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 20:08

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a duck

She put them on the mantlepiece

To see if they would......











......fall off

nurseawful



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Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 21:15

Mary had a little lamb

It's fleece was black as charcoal

Everytime it jumped the fence

You could see its little a--eho-e







Eye

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 22:41

Mary had a little lamb

She kept it in a bucket

Every time the lamb jumped out

The sheep dog - went to play with it

It didn't know how to .... it.

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
27/06/2009 23:50

Mary had a little Lamb

The maternity nurse was suprised

But when old McDonald had a farm

she shot herself!

Lemtich



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Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
28/06/2009 00:57

These rhymes are really badddddddddd!



Lem