Tara's Unique Problem Page for the really nice eloquant people

taraspring


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571

Message Posted:
18/07/2009 02:10

This page is for the descerning nice people on this forum.



It is NOT, and I repeat NOT for the riff raff in life.



So if you are the riff raff, a pleb or uneducated, or thick, or moronic, or stupid, or racist, or have been sectioned, dont even bother to post because you will not be answered.



Help is at hand (but not for the above categories) where professional help is available!



Tara

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Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
18/07/2009 03:00

taraspring



Good to see you're playing god again. Suffering from megalomania or has the sun got to you?!



Richard

waddo


Joined: 29/11/2008
Posts: 1966

Message Posted:
18/07/2009 07:54

Now normally I let posts like this one just slide on past me - but this is too much. I just love the last sentence and can only assume that all you can provide is "unprofessional" help and then only for those selected from your elite "pond" of human life?



I am quite surprised that as you live in the UK (part of the EU) that you would even consider posting a thread which contravenes a vast majority of EU mandates.



So that you can be assured that I have replied correctly: I used to be RAF but I have never been RIFF, I do not consider myself a pleb and am educated to degree standard, have never been classed as thick or moronic and am definitely not racist. I have never been sectioned either. How would I tell if I am one of your elite "discerning" people?



I have no doubt that you wish to help people and spread love and good feelings around the world - your opening thread is not a good start. Can I suggest a little moderation next time please?

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
18/07/2009 08:25

Tara just make it a be nice to each other day, people responded well to that when I did it on my birthday.

And you will always get somebody on here pulling you up for grammer or the way you have written something.

But hey life goes on and I really don't care who slags me of, I think you just have to be thick skinned most of the time on here!

Chris

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
18/07/2009 08:44

Tara this has made me cry with laughter...just hope I qualify..

taraspring


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571

Message Posted:
18/07/2009 15:54

Oh Dee, the thread, of course was meant in jest! LOL

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
18/07/2009 15:55

Richard has your sense of humour deserted you today?

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
18/07/2009 16:01

Well i am splitting me guts laughing...i just know i am included somewhere on that list, but i don't care...laughing too much i spose!!



DD

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
18/07/2009 16:18

I thought it was Filth....

cronos


Joined: 26/10/2008
Posts: 2093

Message Posted:
18/07/2009 17:00

Tara....that group sounds harder to get into than the Masons !



Oh...and it's "eloquent" by the way.

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
18/07/2009 17:03

I come into the part as SHOULD be sectioned

ha ha ha )

sheila

ROBnJO


Joined: 30/06/2008
Posts: 1289

Message Posted:
18/07/2009 20:28

Tara



Recently, while tightening the hinges on my wifes wardrobe, I inadvertently discovered a Clowns outfit, an Oxygen cylinder and a quantity of Velcro straps.



I believe in giving your partner 'space', but am in a quandary as to whether I should confront her or not.



Your advice would be most appreciated.



Rob (not my real name)

MsGarnet


Joined: 04/01/2009
Posts: 989

Message Posted:
18/07/2009 23:29

I am assuming you mean 'discerning" and, er - 'eloquent'



sniff



:0)

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/07/2009 23:46

I'm not saying anything, am I being discerning? )

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
18/07/2009 23:51

Bill



Thank goodness for that, and not being discriminating!



Richard

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
19/07/2009 00:08

Just love it,perhaps i could just come see you everyday..you would know who i am once through your door.with my very large Hat.and my very best shoes.tripping over all me legs..Laugh you would never stop..all problems self solved..could i just then have a cuppa....Ta.darling.!!





Spider,X

valdez


Joined: 09/07/2009
Posts: 4

Message Posted:
19/07/2009 08:20

Once again Chris the medical Godess shows the way !!

Park_Lane


Joined: 20/04/2009
Posts: 132

Message Posted:
19/07/2009 08:52

Presumably, in order to be eloquent, one must know how to spell it.



By you own standards, and if I am correct you have set ten tests, I think that you that you fail the on eight of them. Whether you are racist or have been sectioned is unknown, the rest are proven.

Park_Lane


Joined: 20/04/2009
Posts: 132

Message Posted:
19/07/2009 08:54

...and I have failed the typo test - fortunately.

Park_Lane


Joined: 20/04/2009
Posts: 132

Message Posted:
19/07/2009 08:57

Anyway in order to encourage you to better behaviour in future you may look at our photos.



http://www.flickr.com/photos/parklanenortherncyprus/

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
19/07/2009 09:01

Great Pictures

Park Lane

Love the picture of Vaughan that made me laugh, what happened to the glamour girl ?? )

Sheila