Ulrika Johnson's new ThrupniesNorth Cyprus Forums Homepage Join Cyprus44 Board | Already a member? Login
Popular Posts - List of popular topics discussed on our board.
You must be a member and logged in, to post replies and new topics.
Mr Vince

Joined: 24/07/2008 Posts: 696
Message Posted: 25/07/2009 15:11 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 24 in Discussion |
| Just read on line that Ulrika Johnson, the origional Martini Girl.....Any Time Any Place Any Where, Anyone?....has just had a boobjob reducing them from 38I to a 38D. She stated that she now has the breasts of a 16 year old. I think that she should give them back to the 16 year old in case she stretches them out of shape |
PaulW


Joined: 20/07/2009 Posts: 651
Message Posted: 25/07/2009 18:25 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 24 in Discussion |
| Mark - as someone wrote in today's paper: "Didn't know they were throwing in facelifts with breast reductions these days" P |
Brinsley

Joined: 04/04/2009 Posts: 6858
Message Posted: 25/07/2009 18:45 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 24 in Discussion |
| One BSH not enough for you Poms! Richard |
daisy dukes

Joined: 06/09/2008 Posts: 3815
Message Posted: 25/07/2009 18:47 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 24 in Discussion |
| whats a BSH? DD |
Brinsley

Joined: 04/04/2009 Posts: 6858
Message Posted: 25/07/2009 20:08 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 24 in Discussion |
| Sam 'British Standard Handful', always look for the kite mark! Richard |
mmmmmm


Joined: 19/12/2008 Posts: 8398
Message Posted: 25/07/2009 20:20 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 24 in Discussion |
| Did you know that Ulrika's nick is "4x4".. 4 kids by four different partners ?! If a guy does that he is either "respected" or bankrupt in maintenance... ;) |
Brinsley

Joined: 04/04/2009 Posts: 6858
Message Posted: 25/07/2009 20:23 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 24 in Discussion |
| It's a Scandinavian thing! Something to do with the outset of weather! Richard |
RedSnapper

Joined: 12/08/2008 Posts: 540
Message Posted: 25/07/2009 21:23 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 24 in Discussion |
| Always thought she had nice Chesticles without modernising `em? |
spider

Joined: 03/01/2009 Posts: 5527
Message Posted: 25/07/2009 21:41 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 24 in Discussion |
| She said after four kids they were hanging to her knees.nice place to rest em when shes sitting.. Spider,X |
smithy

Joined: 17/07/2008 Posts: 5301
Message Posted: 25/07/2009 21:58 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 24 in Discussion |
| spider Trust you to say the right words ) |
Brinsley

Joined: 04/04/2009 Posts: 6858
Message Posted: 25/07/2009 22:08 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 24 in Discussion |
| spider Her name is Ulrika not Dina! Richard |
Mr Vince

Joined: 24/07/2008 Posts: 696
Message Posted: 25/07/2009 22:09 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 13 of 24 in Discussion |
| Spider, can you imagine wearing shorts while they hung to her knees? She could have tucked them into a pair of socks. I have a similar problem because I have to wear long socks too. |
Brinsley

Joined: 04/04/2009 Posts: 6858
Message Posted: 25/07/2009 22:15 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 15 of 24 in Discussion |
| Turtle Well, she has been around the block a few times! Richard |
spider

Joined: 03/01/2009 Posts: 5527
Message Posted: 25/07/2009 22:21 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 16 of 24 in Discussion |
| Thats right Richard and milked a few on the way round,by the sounds of her, Spider,X |
Turtle

Joined: 28/05/2007 Posts: 2669
Message Posted: 25/07/2009 22:25 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 17 of 24 in Discussion |
| Milked a few !!.............she certainly got the udders for milking |
Brinsley

Joined: 04/04/2009 Posts: 6858
Message Posted: 25/07/2009 22:28 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 18 of 24 in Discussion |
| spider Plenty of cow fields yielding milk in Sweden! Richard |
CyprusChill

Joined: 08/05/2009 Posts: 666
Message Posted: 26/07/2009 04:36 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 19 of 24 in Discussion |
| Ulrika ka ka ka ka ka ka Nice arse, How's the weather ??? |
mmmmmm


Joined: 19/12/2008 Posts: 8398
Message Posted: 26/07/2009 09:57 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 20 of 24 in Discussion |
| re 15 Turtle >>I saw this pic in yesterdays "Sun"......if this is recent the she should demand her money back . Jugs like spaniels ears ! << Hope you are never "famous enough" to warrant being targeted for attention to get an "off moment" shot by this illustrious newspaper! |
Turtle

Joined: 28/05/2007 Posts: 2669
Message Posted: 26/07/2009 12:24 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 21 of 24 in Discussion |
| No Mark I will never be "Famous Enough" to be targeted by this comic, however if you seek infamy then you leave yourself wide open to criticism ! |
Brinsley

Joined: 04/04/2009 Posts: 6858
Message Posted: 26/07/2009 12:51 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 22 of 24 in Discussion |
| mmmmmmmmmmm Must be expanding his horizons by reading the 'Sun'! Richard |
smithy

Joined: 17/07/2008 Posts: 5301
Message Posted: 26/07/2009 12:54 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 23 of 24 in Discussion |
| But hey you cant knock the rest of her body, after 4 kids she looks great |
Mr Vince

Joined: 24/07/2008 Posts: 696
Message Posted: 26/07/2009 13:54 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 24 of 24 in Discussion |
| Looks great....wonder how many tins of touch up sray was used ? |
North Cyprus Forums Homepage
Join Cyprus44 Forums | Already a member? Login
You must be a member and logged in, to post replies and new topics.
|