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Washerman

Joined: 19/09/2008 Posts: 2301
Message Posted: 14/08/2009 21:34 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 32 in Discussion |
| I jest not. A story that I heard today. A couple returned home to find that their swimming pool was completely emptied. The police were called, after initial enquiries, several local tanker drivers were questioned, unfortunately all of them had water-tight alibis. It's true! Washerman |
Washerman

Joined: 19/09/2008 Posts: 2301
Message Posted: 14/08/2009 21:38 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 32 in Discussion |
| A local ice-cream salesman was found in his van, music playing, covered head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with a 99 flake stuck in each ear......Police reckon he topped himself! Washerman |
Jeannie

Joined: 04/08/2009 Posts: 3283
Message Posted: 14/08/2009 21:40 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 32 in Discussion |
| Washerman - God's that's terrible! I heard that the police are now "looking into it" - the pool, that is! |
Washerman

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Message Posted: 14/08/2009 21:47 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 32 in Discussion |
| At the local Karsiyaka Dog show, villagers tied up their pets in the car park and partied late into the night. They returned to find their dogs missing. Police say they have a number of leads but nothing else! Washerman |
Jeannie

Joined: 04/08/2009 Posts: 3283
Message Posted: 14/08/2009 21:51 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 32 in Discussion |
| Washerman - that's even worse than the last one News just in - all the toilets appear to have been stolen from around Girne harbour. Police say they have nothing to go on. |
cronos

Joined: 26/10/2008 Posts: 2093
Message Posted: 14/08/2009 21:52 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 32 in Discussion |
| Last night thieves broke into Kyrenia Police Station and stole all the toilets. Police say they have nothing to go on. |
cronos

Joined: 26/10/2008 Posts: 2093
Message Posted: 14/08/2009 21:53 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 32 in Discussion |
| Hahaha Jeannie......fastest finger first ! |
Washerman

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Message Posted: 14/08/2009 21:57 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 32 in Discussion |
| Earlier today, there was a three vehicle pile-up on the main Ozankoy to Catalkoy road, a van carrying pitta bread swerved to miss a local man on his push-bike, laiden with tomatoes, and collided with a van delivering hellim cheese. Grilled cheese sandwiches are now available at Ozankoy police station! Washerman |
Washerman

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Message Posted: 14/08/2009 22:02 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 32 in Discussion |
| Earlier today, a light (two seater) aircraft crashed into a Cemetery in Ireland. Police have recovered 30 bodies so far, but say that the death toll could rise as digging goes on into the night! Washerman |
cooper

Joined: 23/10/2007 Posts: 3386
Message Posted: 14/08/2009 22:07 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 32 in Discussion |
| All good but that one cracked me up !! Cooper |
Coachie


Joined: 29/07/2008 Posts: 2135
Message Posted: 14/08/2009 22:08 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 32 in Discussion |
| Aerlingus Flight was approaching London Heathrow and was asked by Air Traffic Control for his height and position.Came the reply "I am 5ft 10in and I am sitting in the front" |
berkeh2001

Joined: 28/02/2009 Posts: 455
Message Posted: 14/08/2009 22:14 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 32 in Discussion |
| be careful a lot of thieves about went home and found a tanker outside my house but no driver went to the back of the garden and he was up on the tree my dogs were waiting for him to come down he was shaking like a scared cat |
Washerman

Joined: 19/09/2008 Posts: 2301
Message Posted: 14/08/2009 22:18 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 13 of 32 in Discussion |
| Mick and Paddy were walking down by the stream and observed a man leaning off the bridge, dangling his hand in the water, wiggling his fingers. Suddenly, the man jerked his arm and out flew a trout on to the bank. Mick turned to Paddy and said, "Paddy, the next bridge we come to, we will try that" and walked on their way. They came to the next bridge which was a bit high so, Mick grabbed Paddy's feet and dangled him over the side. "Quick" shouted Paddy, "Why" replied Mick, "have you got one." "No" said Paddy, "there's a train coming!" Washerman |
Lilli


Joined: 21/07/2008 Posts: 13081
Message Posted: 14/08/2009 22:21 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 14 of 32 in Discussion |
| Washerman where do you get your material from.Loved them xx |
Washerman

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Message Posted: 14/08/2009 22:30 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 15 of 32 in Discussion |
| Two young boys, one drinking battery acid and the other eating fireworks were discovered by Police at a 'local drug-takers haunt.' They charged one and let the other one off! Washerman |
Navek


Joined: 01/06/2008 Posts: 2656
Message Posted: 14/08/2009 22:43 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 16 of 32 in Discussion |
| Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Sir Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Six. Teacher: Good... Now if I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven!!! Teacher: Where the do you get seven from?!?!? Johnny: Because I've got a effin' rabbit at home!!! |
Washerman

Joined: 19/09/2008 Posts: 2301
Message Posted: 14/08/2009 22:45 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 17 of 32 in Discussion |
| Did you here the one about the Siamese twins that moved to America so the other one could drive. Washerman |
dizzycows

Joined: 12/05/2009 Posts: 2736
Message Posted: 14/08/2009 22:58 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 18 of 32 in Discussion |
| Fab jokes, told the first one to hubby before I read the other, thought it was true! lol, whats it like eh, simply great the whole thread, wish I could remember jokes, but only remember some naughty ones and I will get banned if I wrote them on here. lol |
Washerman

Joined: 19/09/2008 Posts: 2301
Message Posted: 14/08/2009 22:59 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 19 of 32 in Discussion |
| Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?" One snowman turns to the other and says, "can you smell carrots?" Washerman |
dizzycows

Joined: 12/05/2009 Posts: 2736
Message Posted: 14/08/2009 23:45 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 20 of 32 in Discussion |
| Eeer, what?? Im having a blonde moment, dont understand that one :( |
eager

Joined: 23/02/2007 Posts: 1272
Message Posted: 15/08/2009 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 21 of 32 in Discussion |
| Funny as in Clown Snowman's noses are usually made of carrots |
Hippo

Joined: 02/02/2007 Posts: 2070
Message Posted: 15/08/2009 05:41 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 22 of 32 in Discussion |
| A tourist entering Australia was asked 'Do you have a criminal record? answer i didn't realise it was still necessary. |
keithcaley


Joined: 13/06/2008 Posts: 2521
Message Posted: 15/08/2009 07:20 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 23 of 32 in Discussion |
| dizzycow !!! |
Bladerunner

Joined: 10/01/2009 Posts: 204
Message Posted: 15/08/2009 10:20 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 24 of 32 in Discussion |
| Thevies in london robbed a carpet warehouse .....They are being hunted for by the yard |
erolz

Joined: 17/11/2008 Posts: 3456
Message Posted: 15/08/2009 11:09 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 25 of 32 in Discussion |
| Intelligence reports suggested terrorist were planning a campaign of placing bombs in tins of alphabetty spaghetti. A police spokesman said they feared if one went off it could spell disaster. |
spangles

Joined: 22/10/2008 Posts: 411
Message Posted: 15/08/2009 11:33 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 26 of 32 in Discussion |
| Erolz - first prize to you for that one! |
smithy

Joined: 17/07/2008 Posts: 5301
Message Posted: 15/08/2009 11:40 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 27 of 32 in Discussion |
| I give Navek 10/10 for his Joke Best ever still laughing now sheila |
dizzycows

Joined: 12/05/2009 Posts: 2736
Message Posted: 15/08/2009 11:42 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 28 of 32 in Discussion |
| Yes keithcaley?? |
Tenakoutou


Joined: 27/07/2009 Posts: 4110
Message Posted: 15/08/2009 14:37 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 29 of 32 in Discussion |
| 'Oi, where are you, Andreas, my son?' GC father bawls. 'I'm in the garage, patera mou (dad).' What'ya doing in the garage, my son?' 'I'm just giving my sister one, patera mou!' 'That's OK, my son, I thought you were smoking...' |
keithcaley


Joined: 13/06/2008 Posts: 2521
Message Posted: 15/08/2009 14:41 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 30 of 32 in Discussion |
| dizzycows, That was a comment, not a summons Keith. |
cyprusairsoft


Joined: 22/06/2009 Posts: 2066
Message Posted: 16/08/2009 11:28 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 31 of 32 in Discussion |
| er im with dizzy on that one dont forget if you get swine flu oinkment is available |
jock1


Joined: 06/01/2008 Posts: 3786
Message Posted: 16/08/2009 11:38 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 32 of 32 in Discussion |
| After the meteor that fell the other night, leaving a 16 meter crater, police are looking in to it..... |
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