Last one out please shut the door !!

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 17:12

Having my lunch in a local cafe in the YUK ,just brought to my attention the reasons why a/ i havent voted for 25yrs b/ i havent bought a newspaper for 25 yrs and c/ Jesus hasnt this landfill site deteriorated in the last 25 years.Just to expand on this statement ,i have just perused the headlines of the Daily Express ( the cafe freebee i might add ) and was astonished yet not surprised at the content of the headlines on most pages ,to which i would like to share a few with your permission;



1/ The police are keen to take on more lesbian ,gay, cross gender and transvestives to train up to be members of the Queens personal guard in London......mmmmmmmmmmm



2/ After a man and his wife were pelted with apples for three nights running at their home by a gang of yobs (making several 999 calls to the police with no appearance) he decided on the third night to attempt a citizens arrest by holding one of the yobs around his neck,but with the rest of the yobs attacking him he had to release

yorgozlu



Joined: 16/06/2009
Posts: 4437

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 17:19

I know of a lesbian couple living in TRNC.I can let them know but not sure when they'll be "free" to come back!!!!!

cyprusjoker


Joined: 29/08/2009
Posts: 1107

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 17:20

Im totally lost, what has this to do with larry grayson?

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 17:22

the youth . The next day the police finally arrived and arrested the man for assault on the youth ............the mind doth bogle



3/The thousands of Immigrants are poised to invade the YUK even though they are to be veicted from the holiday camp by the French............the more the merrier i say ,eventually the island will sink and the fockers can have it ..........



4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17...........................................124 evade me now as i am home and my memory is fading but they were all headlines with content that beggar belief,confound common sense and are content of the bible according to the insane as justified by a few posters on here who apparantly believe that the YUK is doing nicely ,with strong ,economically sound leadership , although in fairness all the rats who left the sinking ship hopped into Westminster for jobs for the boys 20 years ago ........

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 17:25

CJ i think if you recollect correctly the saying was "shut that door"

cyprusjoker


Joined: 29/08/2009
Posts: 1107

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 17:28

Indeed it was BB, but its all clear now, after the continuation of your 1st post in post 4..

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 17:29

Yes bachelibelly, and I read I think it was yesterday in the Mail that a mother and her daughter committed suicide because the police just ignored their plees for help over the past few years regarding bullies and yobs on their estate.! It makes you so angry that we the british public have now no faith in our police force.



Another reason when I go to NC, I dont have a telly, or listen to the radio, its bliss to just get away from our crime levels in the GB.



The drunken hooligans are a plague in our towns now because our 'wet' police do not enforce their powers.

I think the fire hoses would sort out a few, they wouldnt like being swamped every Fri/Sat night....

We need a tougher stance on all crime....

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 17:47

TOO late the PC'S have had to go all PC........

Hector


Joined: 26/08/2008
Posts: 2352

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 18:17

..bring back the birch...hangings too good for em...coppers used to give me a clip round the ear in my day....capitol punishment never did me any harm...

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 18:26

Not suggesting for one minute about the birch etc, just a teeny weeny bit of COMMON SENSE from the bunch of rule making , brain dead, shit for brains, corrupt , up their own ass types who are supposed to be the sensible thinkers , well start FOOKIN ACTIN LIKE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hector


Joined: 26/08/2008
Posts: 2352

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 18:38

Now come on, say what you mean, no need to beat about the bush young man....

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 19:11

Ive done enough bbbbbeatin abbbbbout the bush Granville ,re another thread ,its time for straight talkin, cut the bullshit ,shoot the social workers, hang the Judges, exspend the politicians ,cast the EU parliament adrift ( amongst Pirahnas) and just wait till i have left before nukin the place..... sorted ,problem solved....

Hector


Joined: 26/08/2008
Posts: 2352

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 19:35

A touch of a liberal then?

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 21:31

No , he is a Tory....

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 23:31

Coachie, have read some of your posts with mild amusement, have so far resisted to drop to your level , however just on this occasion , as it seems you have no ability to digest the written word i will make an exception and reitterate" I HAVENT VOTED FOR 25 YEARS" and "ALL THE RATS JUMPED SHIP AND JOINED THE JOBS FOR THE BOYS IN WESTMINSTER 20 YEARS AGO",is that a bit clearer for you mister "champagne socialist" ,now wake up ,smell the coffee,stop looking through "rose"tinted glasses at the results of your merry band of men's ( and women's ) achievements, trust me it wont take long. And just to finish any brain donor can throw "billions of pounds "at various projects ,the knack is putting the money in the hands of people with an ounce of intelligence to make constructive and sensible use of it ,and that my dear misguided soul is where your mates are always found wanting,on that note i must away to a more costructive dialogue ,clarity achieved i hope,no reply required ,period,end of

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 23:45

PS . you make an assumtion of my political persuasion ( if i indeed had one ,which i dont) without even knowing me . If by telling it how it is makes me a "Tory" then so be it, you sir on the other hand have scant regard to pursue the truth given your "Labour"ious background and as such feel relieved that we shall never be "tarred with the same brush"

littlejohn


Joined: 09/03/2009
Posts: 316

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 01:08

B'Belly - you're a bit of a pratt really - like d'cows!!. It's the responsibility of parents and the rest of us to ensure that unsociable behaviour does not occur. The police are there to try to keep some sort of order - and don't they have a job on their hands?!! And if your tirade against Coachie is anything to go by I wouldn't like to be near you when you have a few pints in.The police and the government are not responsible for the unsociable behaviour of thugs,louts,drunks and silly arses like you - it's the parents !!!And before you designate me a socialist, lefty,do gooder - you do not need to be any of these things to see where these problems began many years ago .

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 11:44

Littlejonnie, the only way i would even bother to designate you is with the same reading disability as "your mate",please attempt to reread my post and take it in properly ,in the context that it was written.With regards to your assumption on myself being a drunken,thug ,lout etc. just confirms my posting above (16) that you and Coachie are obvious bedfellows with a matching intellect.Jumping to conclusions regarding my disposition is a dangerous pastime, making factual statements is not ."The pen is mightier than the sword".In conclusion ,to use your eloquent grammar ,may i suggest you are "a lot of a pratt "

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 11:54

Littlejohn, you might like to slag me off, but couldnt care less, my thoughts also about yourself!! Every one has an opinion, yours might be different from mine, so be it.

If you see the stats on crime today re our police then perhaps we might take you serious!

NC is far behind in crime compared with GB, our police are too soft by far.

Look at how the Kent police have started to tackle the crime, zero tolerance, good on them, at long last someone is getting to grips with the hooligans.

Dont bother to answer if you want to name call as a few other posters do on here, or even read if it upsets you, xx

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 19:16

Bachibelli...You really did jump off the end of the pier big style there.It was meant as a JOKE.the post you put up about Nukin the place etc..was answered by Hector rather jokingly I imagined by saying a touch ot liberal then.hence my statement. I could not give a damn what your political feelings are,and if you have not voted in 25 years then do not vote for the next 25 years. The one thing about me sir, is I do not try to make it sound as if I am an intelligent ass hole like youself. You seem to think that you are the be all and end all of intelligence with your suttle insults,water off a ducks back old chap.Dont drink "champagne"but definitely a Socialists.I suppose you are on the list as one of these people who you would consider intelligent enough to solve the world recession.Its funny how nearly every other country in the world is adopting the same policies of GB,of "throwing millions away" to try and revive their economies.Lets hear what you would do Chancellor Bachibelly???

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 21:38

Coachie.... i was just about to pen a long and"suttle" reply to your offer of the job of Chancellor,but sadly being overly qualified i must decline,as a reasonably successful businessman albiet in a small way the one thing i have learnt from balancing the books for many years is, it's very easy to spend and waste other peoples money and never try to rescue a sinking ship,with that i bid you and Captain Brown "bon voyage" and shall we not forget the only really clever man in all of this ,yes your mate Mr Tony Blair, took the country to the brink of Armageddon and then shafted his "bestist friend" by handing over the reins, masterstroke ................

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 21:54

Bachibelly..Do not disagree with you about him shafting his best mate,as for taking us to "the brink of armageddon..Total crap. there was a former lady prime minister who did exactly the same,and ruined this countries industrial base in the process.When her colleagues found out how stupid she really was they soon ditched her.So yes I can see your point that "all the rats deserted a sinking ship" 20 years ago,they could not get of f her sinking ship quick enough. So I presume then that you would have let everything go down the tubes and have 10million on the dole same as con man Cameron,as Nick Clegg would say. you still did not answer my question as to what you would have done in GB position,after all you were a successful business man and used to balancing the books. You and thousands like you seem to think that GB is solely responsible for this world recession when in actual fact it was so called successful bankers who were responsible,only this time they were trying to cook the a/c

batterboy58



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 442

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 22:21

Did you enjoy your stay Sir? Prisoners handed hotel-style questionnaires asking if cell conditions were up to scratch



Full Story http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1206249/Did-enjoy-stay-sir-Prisoners-handed-hotel-style-questionnaires-asking-cell-conditions-scatch.html

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 22:38

msg 23, Batterboy58 read this a few months back, just could not believe it!!!



Coachie, you know what I say about your lot, wont get into a debate tonight as had glass of wine, but you got to understand that with climate change we just did not want coal, steel industries. She was 20 years before your lot woke up to the fact. Plus the ones that shafted Maggie were traitors to the cons, where did it get them, nowhere, we lost the election because of that idiot Hessy, and let in this load of trollops xx

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 22:42

Msg 24



Wrong, CoAchie only indulges in the occasional glass of Ribena!



Richard

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 22:47

Easy Gladys....you may spill your flagon of wine on your keyboard! not a good idea to be posting whilst under the influene.

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 22:49

Hi brinsley, no it is ME who has had the glass of wine!



Cant argue about politics when had one, as get the giggles.

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 22:53

Crikey tiggy, I cant drink that much, one glass and I am under the influence!!

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 22:59

Well stop drinking out of pint glasses then ! you are on the slippery slope to being homeless. Take care. XX

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 23:04

Oky doky tiggy, xx

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 23:10

Msg 1



I think the expression is, 'When closing the door, would the last one out please turn off the lights'.



Richard

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
25/09/2009 10:23

Ah Coachie ,i'm glad we finally got to the "industrial base",just jog my memory that was labours way of rigging unemployment by vastly overmanning our super efficient and highly profitable and worldwide competetive "nationalised employment agencies". As someone who was raised in a mining and car production industry area dont go there ,first hand experience of my ex brother in law who worked for one of your flagship car industries, i quote " all we do is sleep and play cards all night its great ,gangs of us do fook all". At the time i remember commenting to him that "the golden goose will end in tears".Join the picket line Coachie with Arthur ,your lot is what put the "GRATE in Britain".



Brinsley ,that was when we could afford to have the lights on....before the Blair Witch Project !!!!

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
25/09/2009 16:46

Bachelibelly, what you say is quite true as I also had an uncle in the 'car industry', well steel actually, making steel for whatever, he would clock on, go find a place to sleep, as all friends with the charge hands,.... many of those on the shifts just did this. Then they wonder why these 'lame' ducks got caught out and closed down.

A lot of the miners were just clocking in as well, doing half shifts when there was only work for 10, 15 would be needed, way over staffed. No wonder these pits were closed down, it is called robbing the hand that feeds you........... Labour encouraged these men to strike, to their own down fall, Maggie stood up to them, or we would have been in a darn site more mess.

Now we have another mess and I cannot see how we will be able to start our regrowth without heavier taxes and being very tough on public spending, .....

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
25/09/2009 20:22

DC, exactly, i am all for home produced goods and an export industry but we werent in the game ,under producing ,over manned ,over priced , and over here. You cannot run loss leaders on such a vast scale,subsidies have to end somewhere and books have to balance.25 years ago i could buy a product from the other side of the world ,comparative in quality ,cheaper than a UK manufacturer 2 miles down the road and it most cases delivered quicker .Still we have now inherited the new "enemy within" in the EU , based in Brussels and wasting money ,handing out subsidies , overproducing food to rot in camps,(whilst half the world is malnourished) and if we thought the government expenses fraud was a disgrace wait till someone gets a look at the EU balance sheet (the factual one ).

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
25/09/2009 20:27

I recall our father asking one of my older brothers if he'd been to cast his vote. My brother said he hadn't and wasn't. Dad told him never to complain about how the country was run if he couldn't be bothered to vote.

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
25/09/2009 20:30

An old chestnut minetor and probably a true one but when you are not overly impressed with the alternatives ( given the pile of debt they are inheriting) i choose to vote for "none of the above". Now if Richard Branson or someone of similar calibre were to stand then i might be tempted !

allycatthree


Joined: 22/04/2008
Posts: 86

Message Posted:
25/09/2009 20:48

your highness, alan sugar or that simon cowell? fellow???

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
25/09/2009 23:23

Dizzy ..now now my dear,my father worked all his life in the mines ,apart from the war,and he did not clock on to go to sleep.If you knew anything about mining you would know that is the last thing they do.The old man was Shot firer and eventually a deputy,both important jobs in the mines, and know way would he allow it.You get yourself and others killed by that sort of irresponsible behaviour.Most miners were paid on production out put,peace work as they call it,so the more you shift the more you get paid.As for your statement about HER being concerned about global warming is ludicrous.The term was not even thought of then.The only thing she was concerned about was Arthur Scargill.As a trade union leader he left a lot to be desired as far as I am concerned,but he was right in one thing that he did say and that was she was going to close every mine in the country just to break the NUM.We used coal for a helluva long time after the miners strike and still do today.It is dearer than ours

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
26/09/2009 00:21

Well, it got you thinking didnt it about global warming! Maggie was determined to stop the rot, Auther Scargill was your down fall, he was only in it for his own gain, thought he would be knighted didnt he....



Our miners just did not produce enough at the right price, the mines were not productive enough, hence imports, cheaper, as with most things, its called globalisation....



Your glass is half empty or is it half full? I am just going to finish mine, so nighty nite coachie baby, Im off to get me beauty sleep,... I need it xx

littlejohn


Joined: 09/03/2009
Posts: 316

Message Posted:
26/09/2009 02:22

b'belly - you're still a pratt. As for d'cows - what's the point ?!!

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
26/09/2009 09:48

Nice to see the blue rinse brigade are still out there.



Looking forward to the return of the Tory party.......Tax cuts, including scrapping inherritance tax, Better Health service, Pension increases, no wars, no strikes, no sleaze, no more asylum seekers, no more fat cats, no more boom & bust, no more inflation, no more university fees, reduced crime, olympics coming in on budget, no more sleeping in coal mines, etc.....What a wonderful place it wil be to live.

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
26/09/2009 11:24

Helloeeee littlejohny, never mind 'ducky' dont read then you wont have to wonder 'whats the point'! go and do some gardening or whatever, talk to the flowers, the trees it might help with your prob!! xx

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
26/09/2009 20:13

Re Mesg 40, Littlejohn, hope it hasnt taken up too much of your weekend to come up with such a constructive and objective reply. Sticks and stones etc,etc. and such a test of your vocabulary too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
26/09/2009 20:58

Coachie, I was a Yorkshire miner for 13 years. Arthur Scargill was the Union claims officer until Sam Bullough died. (nobody's heard of Sam Bullough) That's when he started his rise to power. Maggie brought in Yankee Mac to beat the him. He did. In retrospect she was right.

Piecework and taskwork were dangerous ways to work underground, The Power Loading Agreement made things safer, that was a deputy's main function, safety. Actually, shotfirers and deputies were looked down on by colliers. They say vets are failed doctors, miners say deputies are failed miners. When I started as a miner in 1961 there were over half a million miners in UK. When I left in 1974 there were about 25,000. I think there's about 4 now.

Maggie didn't take Arthur Scargill on to beat the miners, she did it to break the Trades Union stranglehold on the country. If you think for yourself, instead of following what your father taught, you'll find Maggie was the best PM we've ever had, NOT excepting Churchill.

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
26/09/2009 23:14

Minertor how right you are, have several welsh cousins that were miners and they did get up to tricks, and the trade unions turned a blind eye to a lot of the stuff that went on. As unfortunately in life there is always some that 'pull the wool over bosses eyes' , and then when the s--te hits the fan the ones have that pulled their weight and not cheated the system get tarred with the same brush. They have to take the flak that was not of their making. Of course Maggie had to do something, the country was nearly on its knees with power cuts, 3 day week, terrible. It effected every industry, every person in the country. I remember being brought to my knees with over load of work because of the strikes, it bankrupted many people. The trade Unions were to strong for the good of their own and the country.

Hey, but we are all here to remember, and so it cant be tooooo bad now, .....or can it? Is Gordon, Cameron, or any of them strong enough to get us out of this mire?

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
27/09/2009 14:35

What mires that then Dizzy? You don't seriously think that these rogues that govern UK would get us in so deep we couldn't get out, do you? Who's going to lose the most? It's just a scam to stop the proletariate fighting for their rights.

Remember the Torrey Canyon, the oil spill was going to destroy the ecology. They harnessed and scooped it, threw solvent on it, bombed it, tried to burn it, nothing worked. Whilst the experts sat back studying what to do next, nature solved it. As it had been solving such "calamities" since the beginning of time.

Saddam set fire to the oil fields of Kuwait. The smoke was going to block out the sun and bring about the return of the Ice Age. Did it? Course it didn't, but it scared us, didn't it.

Only believe half of what you see, and disregard almost everything that you only hear.

I vote Tory, but I don't think that they're much different to their opposites, in the long run.

Tony

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
27/09/2009 14:57

Tiggy we all want that, its called living in la la land!



Minertor, Dont know if any of them can do any better than gorgon, most of what you mention was all scare mongering, Torrey canyon, Saddams oil fires were not as big as the natural disaster of past years. These really did block the sun for years.

The trade unions have a bit to much power again now, so dont know if Tory policy will be strong enough to halt this threat again.

Wish I could have your belief that we were not in it so deep that they(government) couldnt get us out!! ...

Voted Labour years ago when Hessy made a dash for the post, but regretted it after, but then my vote was only one so several others were feeling the same as me at the time..

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
27/09/2009 22:42

Just to ease back on track to add to my original post , snippets from the Daily Mail from Saturday ( not bought ,read at friends) two single mothers returning to work were stopped from babysitting each others child as it was illegal as stated by the child minders union ( whoever they are ), these women had given birth at a similar time , were good friends ,just wanted to return to work .Much better off sitting back claiming benefits etc. thats the way forward Gordie my boy.



Another article of interest ,the lady who BA are taking to court over wearing a small silver cross, she has been suspended on no pay ,legal fees approaching £290,000 which will cause her to sell her home if she loses ,due to a judges ruling she wil be libel to pay. Apparantly its ok for most other religions to wear items that depict their faith at BA , but then of course denying them would be racist , the mind boggles .. !!!!

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
27/09/2009 23:19

Just so out of order a lot of stuff that is taken to court, some of the judges want a boot up the jacksie, never in the real world half of them.

How on earth can some one be stopped from letting their child be minded by a friend in exchange for each others work time? This is another case where the Unions are getting out of hand again.

Perhaps these two women should hold up two fingers to them, I know I would......