Response to the chain letters

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
06/10/2009 09:10

Not sure if this is the 'real' Billy Connolly, but it's funny.



Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion f***ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe, if you send them on, a poor six-year-old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.



And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give $1000 to you, and everyone to whom you send 'his' email?



How stupid are we?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
06/10/2009 09:13

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a super model I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of utter bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomise me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.

F*ck 'em!!

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.

I've seen all the 'send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being' forwards about 90 times. I don't f***ing care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being?

If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
06/10/2009 09:14

If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

Billy Connolly

PS Send me 15 bucks and then f*ck off

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
06/10/2009 09:14

I never pass it on but my observation is that all these letters are sent to me by ladies. Does it mean that ladies are more soft hearted or stupid?

I am going to hide for a while after this comment

ismet

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
06/10/2009 09:16

Ismet. See you in a couple of days! )

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
06/10/2009 09:26

The language sounds like the real Billy Bill. Im to supersticious not to send them on xxx

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
06/10/2009 09:35

Lilli. I think women are more superstitious than men. That's probably why most of the 'chain type' letters are normally sent on by women. (I'm only agreeing with Ismet so have a go at him and not me! ) )

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
06/10/2009 09:50

I have had a few e-mails from people wanting to give me money!!! Why I don't know. Usually says somebody died and left it to me funny thing is they always come into the blooddonors e-mail address. I just report them to spam.

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
06/10/2009 12:35

Billy Connolly quote:-



If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?!



Richard

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 10:33

Yea............................

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 11:03

Richard,

Are you sure its not an excuse?

I had an e.mail this morning so I will do you a favour and pass it to you. Please see it below

ismet

"Hello,My name is Anita Pedro,I am 29 years old am from Ireland.I'm single without kid.and wish to get started with a new life with a man.I am a God fearing and a down to earth woman I know I am self satisfied but one thing is still missing that made me incompleted, depressed and sad most times and that is my soul mate. I hope to find that here to be a happy woman and live happily with that man forever.My messenger ID is andr142@yahoo.com or andr142@hotmail.com you can add me so we can talk..."