Neg Nick Does Curry Night at Esentepe Villa Hotel

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
26/10/2009 18:05

The Place - Esentepe Villa Hotel, Esentepe.



The Event - Tues Evening "Curry Night".



Those present - me, my missus, Garry Monger, Garry Monger's Missus.



Comments - I've tried curry all over the TRNC and have to say that in my Book, Happy Valley in Cattlekoy takes some beating, but decided to give EVH curry night a go.....



The food is specially prepared by by "Curry Guru" Jonnie Lee, the man who invented "curryoakie" in the UK 10 years ago and still owns one of the best indian restaurants in the uk, so with a pedigree like that, the food wasn't likely to be anything other than first class.



Tucker - Simple, THE best indian food in the TRNC, by a country mile - i won't rabbit on about the thickness of the popadoms and all that saftness, but would say, that if you want the tastiest, most authentic Indian tucker you'll get over here, then the Esentepe Villa Hotel curry night is for you.



Overall - a Neg Nick 10 / 10 (and i don't give them out willy nilly)

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
26/10/2009 20:24

N.N. Thank you for your kind comments, Hope garys missus portion was Ok, if she comes again we have brought a large oval meat platter for her, reminds me of the time Barry Austin from Brum had his last supper at the Kings Repose, (before his diet) You should have seen the table, and he actually had1 chair for each bum cheek. Would you believe the Curryoke Idea was 15 years ago, time flys, and just around the same time that I had thought about it, I saw a small article in a sunday paper, that another Lee, a bit better known than me Leapy Lee, of Little Arrows Fame in the late 60s, was also doing the same thing in Spain, and calling it Kurryoke, And about 18 months ago I was with a group of friends in Altinkaya roof bar on a Sunday eve., and was chatting about my idea. Next thing I know is its advertised in the following Wed. paper.

Even worse than you using my jokes, That,s it I shall copyright my ideas from now on.

But isn,t supposed to be the highest form of Flattery.

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
26/10/2009 20:25

oh forgot, Garry Monger said that it was the best curry he'd had in the TRNC too.....

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
26/10/2009 20:27

mess 2 - many have said that Garry Monger's missus should have married Barry Austin....



They'd have made a hansome couple....

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
26/10/2009 20:42

Johnny,



Stick the "bog rolls" in the freezer and you will make an after dinner mint, selling them to the customers that are in a rush to get to the vinda loo!!!! .......I fell into a burning RING.....of fire!



I'd keep it quiet about the Mongers frequenting the place. Council Estate trash so I hear.



Good luck with the restaurant.





Where's ya poppa dom.....where's ya poppa dom....little poppadom........little poppa dom.....far ...far away.......far far away



name the song and who sang it?

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
26/10/2009 21:39

Middle of the Road - Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.



And what's wrong with council estates?

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
26/10/2009 21:51

Correct Jeannie. free frozen bog roll for you, when you next visit Johnnies



Nothing wrong with them as far as I am concerned. just a saying that people use.



"Affordable housing trash" may be more appropiate!!

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
26/10/2009 22:32

mess 5 - i'm going to go out on a limb here Tiggy and award you the "daftest post of the month" award and it's only 26th....

birdyblaster


Joined: 19/10/2009
Posts: 131

Message Posted:
26/10/2009 22:36

tiggy .Affordable housing trash" may be more appropiate!!

oh thats awful.some people are not fortunate enough to live any other way.

how on earth can you say such things.

NN.tiggy deserves the award

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
26/10/2009 22:40

was it nan bread , or chipatas ?

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
26/10/2009 23:52

Hold up Nick....their is still time for you to win it.!!



Birdy...I did not say such things....I typed it!!