sex shop licence for trnc

horny


Joined: 12/05/2008
Posts: 42

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 10:36

dus any one on this site no if there is a law to open a sex shop in the trnc can any 1 help me out plz izzy

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 10:47

oh god ! please tell me this is another wind up

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 11:03

It,s far too hot for leather and all that stuff, I,d rather have an Efes !!!

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 11:17

Not sure about a sex shop. But if your looking for a sex god.....all major credit cards accepted!!

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 11:21

There was an ann summers party at mambos last year..



Culd not fathom it as i hear there were loads of rabbits love eggs there ?? not chickens ducks ... hay ho

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 12:02

hi , wackyjim how about luncheon vouchers,and can my wife take her teeth

out!!!! have a nice day.

marik


Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 88

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 12:14

Jim

Away up the law and you will get some clients mate

LOL

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 12:16

Depending on the luncheon voucher Cruggs she can even remove her wooden leg!!!!



Jim

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 12:18

Marik



Naw!!!! far to cold up there and also I might get arrested !!!!



Jim

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 12:22

I got my wife a wooden leg for Christmas.



It wasn't her main present, just a stocking filler!



Lem

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 13:00

hi horney, why would anybody want a filthy and discusting sex shop in north

cyprus.there are too many shops of this nature in the uk i for one would not like to see a proliferation of such shops EVER these shop are just DEGRADING

AND DISCUSTING p.s what is the location of the shop??? and are they open saturdays.

jokers2theright


Joined: 18/02/2008
Posts: 174

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 13:46

Cruggs you made me laugh so much you have a wicked sense of humour. where is your watering hole.







Electricity

I dont think the power station can support the plug in versions !

trevor


Joined: 02/04/2008
Posts: 244

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 14:18

Did you know paul McCartney bought heather Mills a plane as part of the divorce settlement. She can shave both legs now.

horny


Joined: 12/05/2008
Posts: 42

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 16:54

thanks for all your replies some very good ones there we have lots of stock & no shop to sell them in if there is any one that need some thing email me on ---email deleted---.

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 19:16

horny,

I could work weekends for you, for free ih the shop?



PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEE..........



TIGGER!

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 20:08

No one seemed to answer the initial question from Horny.Would it be buy one get one free Horny.Or all you can swallow,

Paul.

Izzet



Joined: 01/12/2006
Posts: 920

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 20:50

i think there is a law that prohibits sex shops.

i remember i had a conversation on this last year with a businessman :D

horny


Joined: 12/05/2008
Posts: 42

Message Posted:
13/05/2008 22:37

that right izzet but thay will give me a licence for a night club.

i cant work them out .

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
14/05/2008 09:57

hi jokers2the right,sorry not to have replied earlier but had to go out and get a

puncture,repair kit for my blow up doll, as it had a large hole in it, only found out after unpacking it!!! also bought a beautiful orange wig at tesco"s,to cover

up the hole.as to my watering hole i can not use it at the moment as we are still waiting for the plumber to arrive! hope too move out to n/c some time this

year,if i can get my wife to get her finger out and finish off the decorating and

re/point,the chimney stack.

have a nice day.

jokers2theright


Joined: 18/02/2008
Posts: 174

Message Posted:
14/05/2008 11:35

but you are a plumber are you not? Have you purchased if so what area I wonder.

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
14/05/2008 13:07

hi jokers2theright,yes you caught me out there i am in the plumbing trade.

hope to move out,too n/c when we have sold our (hovell) in the uk. we have been looking in the karsiyaka area as its not too far from civilisation?? but be prepaired for house prices to plummet when people see my wife,hence the

doll. have a nice day. p.s im only writing this as she has just gone over the

shop"s to change the orange wig!!!

ttoli


Joined: 24/03/2007
Posts: 1172

Message Posted:
14/05/2008 13:26

Cruggs, could have been worse at least the deflated doll didnt go down on you.

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
14/05/2008 13:49

stop rabbiting on..............

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
14/05/2008 14:46

My mate got an infaltable doll from an Islamic sex shop!



She blew herself up!



Lem

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
14/05/2008 14:58

reminds me of the record up up up in a puff of smoke

Tatlisu4me


Joined: 26/01/2008
Posts: 436

Message Posted:
14/05/2008 15:20

I knew a lad who gave his blow up doll a love bite and it flew out of the window !

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
14/05/2008 16:23

hi all keep them comeing,to anybody that may have a blow up doll no offence

intended just keep pumping it up. have a nice day all

ttoli


Joined: 24/03/2007
Posts: 1172

Message Posted:
14/05/2008 16:25

Last one that i bought.on blowing her up found that it had an 18 inch P---k. Id blown it up inside out!!!

horny


Joined: 12/05/2008
Posts: 42

Message Posted:
15/05/2008 22:31

most of you seem to be going on about blow up dolls we do have some replaicement email me for a price list .

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
15/05/2008 22:59

Prefer the real thing to be honest.



You must look a real idiot performimg on a bit of plastic!



Do not mean to upset any one here

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
15/05/2008 23:35

Tiggs,

One good thing about them is they never have a headache,

Paul.