Joke: Painful feet, please help!

NoveltyBubble


Joined: 11/11/2009
Posts: 46

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 17:03

I have a problem with my feet. Does anyone know a good Orthadontist?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 17:08

If it's an orthodontist you're looking for they care for your teeth?

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 17:09

You need a chiropodist don't you?

NoveltyBubble


Joined: 11/11/2009
Posts: 46

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 17:10

Oops I stand corrected!

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 17:11

You poor sole, somebody out there should be able to help you. Usually by word of mouth!





Hope you are back on your feet soon.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 17:12

I thought for a minute you needed a filling in your toe )

NoveltyBubble


Joined: 11/11/2009
Posts: 46

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 17:14

Ha ha it was a good one though wasnt it? Chiropodist.... I stand corrected....the old ones are always the best ones!



NB x

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 17:26

Once upon a time there were three little bunny rabbits, Foot, Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot, and they were outside playing. All of a sudden, Foot grabs his head and says, "I'm really sick, I think I'm gonna die."

So, Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot run into the house and say, "Mama come quick, Foot's sick and we think he's gonna die."

She says, "Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot you go and get the doctor."

So they go to the doctor and say, Doctor, doctor, come quick. Foot's sick and we think he's gonna die."

Doctor says, "I'll be there as soon as I can."

Well, the doctor wasn't in time and Foot died, so they buried him. And Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot just sat around the house and moped. Finally, Mama said, "Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot you go outside and play. Foot's dead and that's all there is to it."

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 17:26

Well, while they're outside playing, all of a sudden, Foot-Foot grabs his head and says, "Foot-Foot-Foot I'm sick just like Foot was and I think I'm gonna die."

So Foot-Foot-Foot runs into the house and says, "Mama come quick. Foot-Foot's sick just like Foot was and I think he's gonna die."

She said, "Well, Foot-Foot-Foot, you run and go get the doctor."

So Foot-Foot-Foot run and got the doctor and said, "Doctor, doctor, come quick. Foot-Foot's sick just like Foot was and we think he's gonna die."

And the doctor says, "Well, I'll be there as soon as I can."

And Foot-Foot-Foot says, "Well, you better be quicker than you were last time because we've already got one Foot in the grave."

NoveltyBubble


Joined: 11/11/2009
Posts: 46

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 17:40

Blimey that took some reading!

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 17:49

Thought I was reading it wrong feet/teeth

Bill that did take a lot of reading,

yorkie58


Joined: 16/09/2008
Posts: 245

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 18:29

Try Leyah Claydon, her contact details are in the Cyprus today, sorry I don't have a copy to hand.

rocking


Joined: 05/11/2008
Posts: 421

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 18:33

Leah is absolutely marvellous - she has every qualification there is. You have to be careful who you go to, but she is the best I have ever been to.

NoveltyBubble


Joined: 11/11/2009
Posts: 46

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 18:35

Sorry Yorkie58 but I don't actually need help, it was a joke!



You say you have a problem with your feet and that you need an orthadontist. When someone comes back and says 'Don't you mean a chiropodist, you then say 'Oops I stand corrected!' Get it?



I thought it was funny anyway



NB x

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 18:43

Its a vet you need, foot and mouth....

rocking


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Posts: 421

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 18:43

Some joke!!!!!

HAPPY FEET


Joined: 18/07/2008
Posts: 416

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 19:06

I'm ok in that area I have Happy Feet

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 20:35

NB, I thought it was funny. ))

joandjelly


Joined: 24/02/2008
Posts: 2953

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 20:52

Joking aside my husband does have painful feet. Does Leah Claydon do home visits or does she have a clinic?

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 21:31

I have a friend in TRNC who was suffering really bad with her feet, the reason was walking on the tile floor especially in the winter she now wears warm slippers in the winter and flip flops in the summer, does not appear to have any probs now !!!

NoveltyBubble


Joined: 11/11/2009
Posts: 46

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 22:55

No1Doyen, cheers pal.



Its good to find someone who appreciates good humour.



By the way I showed my grandaughter your Foot Foot Foot joke and she loved it!



Cheers once again



NB

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 22:58

I hate feet!

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 23:05

Hi,



a podiatrist if you want your feet attended to.



wynyardman

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 08:53

Do you know why giraffe's have such long neck's.. cos their feet stink !!!

Carndi


Joined: 12/06/2009
Posts: 613

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 09:01

There is a very good chiropodist here in Ozankoy and a fair price,

His name is Rick Fields and his telephone number is 0533 8380023.

Hope this helps.