A Mexican, an Arab, and a Brit are in the same bar

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
27/11/2009 13:00

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in

> the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,

> 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same

> one twice .'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol

> beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to

> pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses

> that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The Brit, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it

> in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his 45, and shoots

> the Mexican and the Arab. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and

> calling for a refill,he says,

> 'In Britain we have so many f rigging illegal immigrants

> that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

> God Bless Great Britain

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
27/11/2009 13:02

Thats Funny!! )))

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
27/11/2009 13:09

Advice for new immigrants to the UK:



If you're trapped in a burning house or have been seriously injured in an accident, the number for the UK emergency services is 839338908137434920134898234100847883388922338765945899112288888390000222665544292872652726534820101770016541019.



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No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
27/11/2009 13:10

Whats the difference between all the immigrants in Britain and the clocks?



The immigrants will never go back! )

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
27/11/2009 13:11

message 3



so funny