Tiger Woods hurt in car crash

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 00:16

Golfer Tiger has been hurt in a serious car crash and is now detained in hospital. Reports say he hit a fire hydrant at 33mph but air bags did not deploy No other reports at present. Wasnt he due to start another tournament soon xx

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 00:19

Lilli,you news hound.How come the fire hydrant was on the golf course travelling at 33mph,

Paul.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 00:20

trust you to pick me up love. Poor Tiger xxx

Vidal


Joined: 14/05/2009
Posts: 867

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 00:23

The news now says he is ok and back home with cuts to his face and not as bad as was thought at first. He'll live to earn another few bob!

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 00:28

thanks be to god.

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 00:30

Sorry Lilli,

Paul.

Lilli



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Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 00:52

Paul no worries my love xxxxxxx just wanted to change the subject reallly. The dog story was getting me down as I feel helpless

cornish



Joined: 30/12/2008
Posts: 186

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 00:53

Oh poor 'tiger' will he ever play again?

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 01:01

corn he will live to play another championship and so he should. He has had emough sorrow in his life xxx

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
Posts: 685

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 03:17

perhaps he should have used a different "driver"! get it?

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 13:19

His wife was in the house when the accident happened she ran out and had to smash the back window of the the car with a golf club to get him out, when police arrived he was in the road unconscious, alcohol has been ruled out but investigations are taking place and charges pending.

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 13:30

You are right he is home now safe and sound, what a great player he is

greylag


Joined: 08/04/2009
Posts: 1110

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 15:08

You have to keep it down the fairway to avoid the hazards.

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 15:13

I wonder if his wife used the right club for the shot?

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 15:15

greylag.. or in this case keep it on the driveway!!!

greylag


Joined: 08/04/2009
Posts: 1110

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 15:18

Very good Coachie,

Grey.

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 17:11

If I was down to my last $100million, I would have a permanent chauffeur on call!



Richard

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
28/11/2009 17:21

and a bazooka on the roof,

Paul.

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
29/11/2009 14:01

The accident happened amid reports that Woods had been seeing a New York night club hostess and were recently together in Melbourne, Australia.

Naughty Tiger!!!

I know she is blonde but why didnt she just open the door?

Everyone is entitled to a good DOMESTIC, NOW look what you've MADE me do TIGER!!



http://tinyurl.com/y8jhutk

paddywack


Joined: 04/05/2009
Posts: 959

Message Posted:
29/11/2009 14:13

Msg 19,

Say no more.

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
29/11/2009 20:50

I bet he does not do it again if is true.He wont want to face his missus a second time round if she has a temper like that.It appears he is human after all!!!!

Goonerboy


Joined: 01/04/2009
Posts: 723

Message Posted:
29/11/2009 21:06

Tiger's show he's human after all :



He couldn't drive 3 yards then hits the fire hydrant then a tree, can;t pick between the wood or the iron!

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
29/11/2009 21:25

Th email said he wedged his Cadilac between a fire hydrant and a tree.

perhap he couldn't decide on a wood or an iron

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
29/11/2009 21:49

Well we all know the story now. What a row.Is there an iron she could strike

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
29/11/2009 22:02

Could be a case of to many irons in the fire,

Paul.

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
29/11/2009 22:06

Lets hope that it is not long before he is out of the woods,

Paul.

Lilli



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Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
29/11/2009 22:23

messy divorce xxxxxxxxx strike while the iron is hot. you know oh thaT another stoty xxxxxxxxxx

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
29/11/2009 22:29

It will be interesting to see the outcome of this, according to the BBC report Tiger has hit out at the malicious talk going on about the accident, he still hasn't spoken to police after three days, they should have met with him today but the meeting was cancelled. I would question whether his wife should have got him out of the car he could have had really bad injuries and should not have been moved.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
29/11/2009 22:31

wish i never started it sorry xxxxx

Tootie


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Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
29/11/2009 23:08

Woodspeckie, Says.....



"I would question whether his wife should have got him out of the car he could have had really bad injuries and should not have been moved."

Oh pls.......

boglefan



Joined: 07/06/2009
Posts: 511

Message Posted:
30/11/2009 00:20

Gossip is that his wife was actually chasing him from the house threatening him with said golf club!!! As th song goes 'Money can't buy you love'

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
30/11/2009 13:03

What i dont unerstand is, how can he refuse to be interviewed by the police.Is he above the law,

Paul.

greylag


Joined: 08/04/2009
Posts: 1110

Message Posted:
30/11/2009 19:23

I think he has refused to be interviewed three times now,

Grey.

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
30/11/2009 21:30

According to the news he has done what is required under Florida law and he is not obliged to talk to the police.His PR people are handling it.



Another water hazard he must learn to negotiate,not enough spin and draw on the shot...

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
30/11/2009 22:10

The latest report by the police say it wasn't the back window his wife smashed it was two side windows. It is reckoned she chased him out of the house after a row and carrying the golf club, he jumped in the car and she smashed the windows in temper, he says the accident involved himself and had nothing to do with his wife.

greylag


Joined: 08/04/2009
Posts: 1110

Message Posted:
30/11/2009 22:25

Never trust a woman with a golf club FORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
30/11/2009 22:55

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.



Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash,

but he's still below par.



What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?

They went clubbing

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
01/12/2009 11:53

If as they say,his car was jammed between the tree and the hydrant,hell of a WEDGE shot to get out of trouble

gooligan


Joined: 30/01/2007
Posts: 1591

Message Posted:
11/12/2009 18:53

You too can now be Tiger Woods,but dont ever get caught by the missus



http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html