Professional bodyguard is looking for job

Marisa


Joined: 23/04/2009
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 14:47

Professional bodyguard is looking for job, ex KGB.



35 y.o.



Just moved to NC.

Geoff


Joined: 25/06/2008
Posts: 1370

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 17:51

I might know someone who MIGHT be interested. What minimum salary are you looking for? If you want silly money you might be unemployed for a long time - this is N.Cyprus, a LOW wage economy!

Mindy



Joined: 27/10/2008
Posts: 1210

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 17:55

Is this for real?????

or a send up

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 17:56

my builder will be looking for one soon !!!

mickeyfin


Joined: 02/12/2009
Posts: 65

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 17:57

would be interested to meet up am in TRNC now ?

Mindy



Joined: 27/10/2008
Posts: 1210

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 17:59

Snakes

Why, will he be needing one?

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 19:11

Mindy ! we have a few issues with our developer as everyone does which WILL be resolved i can promise you but as there is no governing body here we must stand strong and make sure these "would be" small time annoying little men cannot and WILL NOT get away with taking money and avoiding their responsibilities ! they often refer to " there is no law in TRNC about this " and it will work both ways and whats more i know where his address is in the UK OOPS what a bugger ! and it is possible to put a judgement on a property in a related business transaction wherever it may be and i am determined as we have done everything above board and done everything far above what is expected ! stupid or what but they WONT win i gaurantee that ! daft buggers !

scruff


Joined: 15/07/2008
Posts: 1070

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 19:43

Seems you are not having a good day here snakes? Dodgy builder, dodgy Internet. Welcome to the TRNC. You will grow to love it ....... eventually.

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 20:10

scruff ! you are right but what a load of doubtfull people operating here with sub stardard plonks working for them thinking we will accept their very unintelligent excuse of TRNC law will be the end of it all ! there comes a time when these people have to realise that because they could not con in the UK due to trading standards etc that they can do so here ! oh blimey are they wrong ! watch this space ! hate that saying but determined to sort this out the buggers wont win !

BillyB


Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 436

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 20:25

Marisa are you trained to kill with your bare hands?

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 20:36

hit man for fry bentos

Mindy



Joined: 27/10/2008
Posts: 1210

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 20:40

I thought Marisa would be speaking to a employment agency relevant to this position, why cyprus44, does he think we need protecting.

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 20:44

I thought Marisa was a 50 year old female?

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 20:51

KGB, so what? I have my b......, enough to put anyone away permanently!



Richard

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 21:13

Jeannie,

And your point is...?

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 21:17

If the person looking for a bodyguard is ex KGB, surely he/she would have enough connections...??



I do know of someone who may be up for the job....but i do feel that this is a bit of a wind up!





DD

MUSIN M


Joined: 26/06/2008
Posts: 1352

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 21:21

marisa



we have too many professional bodyguards in the kktc already.



have you tried the south .



musin



long live the kktc

Camli


Joined: 08/08/2009
Posts: 59

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 21:28

Anyone who claims to be ex KGB at 35 years of age wants to check their facts first as the KGB was wound up in 1991 and replaced by the FSB and SVR!! this would make them 17 when they left!!! Either they are a experiment of the USSR or a little slow.....

MUSIN M


Joined: 26/06/2008
Posts: 1352

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 21:35

camli



it,s just a wind up mate .





musin





long live the kktc

Camli


Joined: 08/08/2009
Posts: 59

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 21:41

Muslim



really??? there was me thinking we had some real nasty guy coming over to protect us all....

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 21:47

Keith, message 15.



Yes, I see what you're saying

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 21:49

J

I thought Paul would apply for the job with his muscles )

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 22:10

Well Guido could work for him then. Know a few I would like to knock off and help snakes xxxxx

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 22:16

Does the Bodyguard also do the Massage?

BillyB


Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 436

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 22:19

Lilli, I thought you was married.

Mindy



Joined: 27/10/2008
Posts: 1210

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 23:26

If The Bodyguard looks like Kevin Costner I will employ him myself ............lol

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 23:34

Mindy he almost does. Billy you know im married, still makes you want a kevin Ciostner. Been reading too many Matine cole novels.I am nowtoo old to be a gansters moll. I would have loved it.When I look back as we do I guess I knew many gansters in my time. Oh to have it over again xxxxx

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
04/12/2009 01:42

Sheila - now, I know that Paul looks very menacing (lol) but, believe it or not, he doesn't have an aggressive bone in his body. I know it's very hard to believe, but, fact is, it's true



Liz - I think Guido is a pussycat, but, having said that, if I were a bloke and had got on the wrong side of him (unlikely, in our case) I wouldn't like to meet him in a dark alley. My apologies to "The Gentle Giant" - you know I love you Guido - we both do - honest



Love to you all



J

x

magicart


Joined: 05/10/2008
Posts: 985

Message Posted:
04/12/2009 08:13

Snakes,



Whats the name of your developer?



We have the same type of issues

Marisa


Joined: 23/04/2009
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
04/12/2009 16:48

Professional bodyguard is looking for job

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/12/2009 18:07

What experience does he have?

Marisa


Joined: 23/04/2009
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
05/12/2009 16:35

You 'd better ask him yourself



if you call me 0533 864 3543 I will pass you his tel No.