JOKE : Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

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Joined: 19/12/2008
Posts: 8398

Message Posted:
11/12/2009 14:01

16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work...



1. It's an incentive to show up.



2. It leads to more honest communications.



3. It reduces complaints about low pay.



4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.



5. It encourages car pooling.



6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.



7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.



8. It makes fellow employees look better.



9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.



10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.



11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.



12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.



13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.



14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.



15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.



16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
11/12/2009 15:16

This guy staggers into a bar and shouts, "A double whisky please barman, and a drink for everyone here, and while you're at it, have one yourself."

"Well thank you sir," says the barman and proceeds to pour everyone their drinks.

Moments later the guy shouts, "Another whisky for me, and the same again for everyone else."

The bartender looks a little worried now and says, "Excuse me sir, but don't you think you should pay me for that last round first?"

The guy slurs, "I can't. I don't have any money."

With this the bartender flies into a rage and literally throws the guy out of the bar. About twenty minutes later though the guy staggers back in and shouts out, "A double whisky for me, and a drink for all my friends."

"I suppose you'll be offering me a drink too?" the barman asks, amazed at the guy's nerve.

"No f**king way," slurs the guy, "you get f**king nasty when you've had a drink!"

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
11/12/2009 15:58

Love that one Bill, reminds me of someone I know )