Joke: Travel broadens the mind

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
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Message Posted:
11/12/2009 19:14

Boarding for NY I noticed a beautiful woman boarding the plane. Bingo - she took the seat next to me. 'Hello', I blurted, 'Business trip or vacation?'

She smiled, Business. I'm going to a nymphomaniac convention in NY.

Struggling to maintain composure, I asked, 'What's your role at this convention?'

Lecturer, she said. 'I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality

Really', 'what myths are those?

Well, one popular myth is that African men are the most well endowed, in fact, the American Indian is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best lovers in all categories are the Irish.'

She blushed. 'sorry,' she said 'I really shouldn't be telling you this, I don't even know your name'

'Tonto,' I said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.'

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
11/12/2009 19:19

I thought that was rather funny! Well done Ivor!







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smithy


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Message Posted:
11/12/2009 19:24

Good one Ivor )

the butler


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Message Posted:
11/12/2009 20:24

I love that joke, it is so funny.







The butlers wife

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
11/12/2009 22:25

Good one Ivor!



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