Joke: Baby's first visit to the doctor

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
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Message Posted:
17/12/2009 21:01

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' she replied.



'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.



She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,



'No wonder this baby is underweight.

You don't have any milk.'

I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.

smithy


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Message Posted:
17/12/2009 21:17

great joke very funny

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
17/12/2009 22:14

Ivor - Excellent!

britvic



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Message Posted:
17/12/2009 22:28

............So what did he suggest they do about the weight loss?

kaiserphil


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Message Posted:
17/12/2009 23:19

Ivor, 10/10 again!

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
18/12/2009 15:53

............So what did he suggest they do about the weight loss?



Presumably he told her to come back everyday for the next three weeks for further examination! )

Lilli



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Message Posted:
18/12/2009 16:02

Good one Ivor keep them coming xxxx