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negativenick
Joined: 10/11/2008
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18/12/2009 16:40 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 10 in Discussion |
| Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from £199 to £ 399, depending on cup and speaker size.
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. |
jimmyG
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18/12/2009 16:43 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 10 in Discussion |
| Have you been opening the Christmas crackers early this year Nick?!! |
sloan
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18/12/2009 16:44 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 10 in Discussion |
| .... or the sherry? |
Lilli
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18/12/2009 16:45 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 10 in Discussion |
| or the cool budweiser xx |
No1Doyen
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18/12/2009 16:46 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 10 in Discussion |
| I didn't know that Thai christmas cracker jokes were printed in english!  ) |
TheSaints
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18/12/2009 16:50 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 10 in Discussion |
| Nick
I resemble that remark, have to buy too many for an awful lot of strangers though........ |
teatime
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18/12/2009 17:03 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 10 in Discussion |
| Surely I could get one for my missis for 99p!!! |
elko2
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18/12/2009 17:09 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 10 in Discussion |
| i-tits should be an instant success but what are the ladies going to buy for their men in return?
ismet |
flowerfairy
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18/12/2009 17:12 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 10 in Discussion |
| Jingle b-lls ????? |
smithy
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18/12/2009 17:55 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 10 in Discussion |
| cracker joke |
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