Joke - One-Upmanship

Jovial_John


Joined: 31/01/2009
Posts: 1024

Message Posted:
20/12/2009 16:57

A little boy and girl were playing in the garden and there was a bit of one-upmanship going on.

The little boy dug deep into his pocket and pulled out a winegum covered with fluff and dirt. "I've got one of these" he said to the girl.

The little girl fished around in her handbag and pulled out 3 sherbert lemons - "So what" she said, "I've got 3 of these" .

The boy thought for a minute, looked in his other pocket and pulled out a conker. "Well I've got one of these"

A quick dive in the handbag and out came 4 acorns. "So what - I've got 4 of these"

The little boy, realising he was losing, thought long and hard and then dropped his trousers. Convinced he was on a winner he pointed to his little willie and said "Well - I've got one of these".

The little girl lifted her skirt and said "Well, I've got one of these - and with one of these I can have as many of those as I want"

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
20/12/2009 17:09

naughty naughty )

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
20/12/2009 19:53

naughy but so right. we are worth a fortune if only we knew xxxxxxxx

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
21/12/2009 16:32

As jock would say - 'filth'. Very funny though! )