(Joke) Turpentine or Holy Water

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
29/12/2009 10:11

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.



A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.



The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'



The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'



The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !'

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
29/12/2009 19:32

very funny )