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TopTen


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06/01/2010 15:43

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While walking his beat a Policeman is bemused to find a young man, clearly drunk, staggering about with a key is his hand.



"They've stolen my car" the drunk shouts.





"It was right here earlier on the end of this key"





"More importantly Sir", says the Policeman.





"Do you know your penis is hanging out?"





"Oh my God!", wails the drunk. "







They've got my girlfriend as well"



No1Doyen


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06/01/2010 15:44

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TopTen. Thats a Top joke. )



smithy


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06/01/2010 17:08

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that does deserve 11/10 great ) )



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