Joke: Bank Password.....Be aware

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
14/01/2010 23:08

During a recent password audit at Bank Of Ireland it was found that Paddy O'Flaherty was using the following password:



MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyBerlin





When asked why he had such a long password :





''Oi was told it had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital''

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
14/01/2010 23:10

dont crack me up tiggy.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
14/01/2010 23:11

wind up merchant but then its our irish logic at its best xxxxxx

BoTanica


Joined: 22/12/2009
Posts: 714

Message Posted:
14/01/2010 23:32

Sounds reasonable to me!!

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
15/01/2010 01:23

loooooooooooove it !!

Earlybird


Joined: 28/04/2009
Posts: 816

Message Posted:
15/01/2010 04:25

Very good!

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
15/01/2010 06:41

Great one Tiggy, well done )

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/01/2010 10:03

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law?

I'll lose my licence! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

ttoli


Joined: 24/03/2007
Posts: 1172

Message Posted:
15/01/2010 10:19

An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in the shadows.





'Twenty Quid" she whispers.



Paddy had never had a hooker before but decides -- what the hell it's

Only twenty quid. So they hide in the bushes.



They're going at it for a couple of minutes when all of a sudden a

Light flashes on them. It's a police officer.



'What's going on here people?' asks the officer.



'I'm making love to me wife' the Irishman answers sounding annoyed.



'Oh I'm so sorry' says the cop' I didn't know.'



'Well needer did I' says Paddy 'til ya shined dat light in her

Face!!!"

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
15/01/2010 13:54

mSG 9 Ttoli

Top joke

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/01/2010 14:47

Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.

In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?"

So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear."

The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?"

She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/01/2010 15:10

My wife had started to become overweight so I suggested that she attended a fitness class.

After some debate she decided to attend aerobics.

She jumped up and down, pulled,twisted and sweated for an hour but by the time she had got her leotard on the class had finished.