Joke: ever been shopping in asda?

birdyblaster


Joined: 19/10/2009
Posts: 131

Message Posted:
02/02/2010 19:14

A very loud, greasy, unattractive, tattooed, welfare dependent, chav, minger female wearing a Celtic top walked into ASDA in Castlemilk (a sprawling council estate on Glasgow's east side) with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.



The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning madam, and welcome to ASDA. Nice children you have there. Are they twins by any chance?'



The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'F*ck naw, they're nae twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 5. Why the f*ck would you think they're twins? Are you blind, thick or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind, thick nor stupid, Madam,'replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you've been shagged twice.

Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at ASDA.'

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
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Message Posted:
02/02/2010 19:21

) ) )..

cooper


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Message Posted:
02/02/2010 19:25

) ) )..

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
02/02/2010 19:30

Cooper - we could start off a new trend. )

cooper


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Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
02/02/2010 19:36

) ) )..

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
02/02/2010 19:45

) ) )

Ernest


Joined: 22/10/2009
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Message Posted:
02/02/2010 19:48

brilliant!

Liv84


Joined: 14/09/2009
Posts: 69

Message Posted:
02/02/2010 20:14

lol strange one ))

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
02/02/2010 20:16

im sure i saw her in supreme today,was it mrs monger and the kidz!

HildySmith


Joined: 02/07/2009
Posts: 1708

Message Posted:
02/02/2010 23:53

Like that one!!!!!!

LOL