Prime Minister Brown. Eats 9 Bananas

measey


Joined: 07/02/2009
Posts: 1037

Message Posted:
08/02/2010 21:25

Has stop eating 4 Kit Kats a day and replace with 9 bananas on his wifes orders thinks this will make him more focused.



Measey.

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
08/02/2010 21:28

Come on then Measey lets have the punch line,

Paul.

measey


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Posts: 1037

Message Posted:
08/02/2010 21:31

Paul . Batterys dont fit .



Measey.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/02/2010 21:32

Is it something to do with a 'banana republic'?

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
08/02/2010 21:33

Well Yer,

I can see exactly how that will make him more focused....on...



4 kit kats or 9 bananas??..... Its a tough one.

LOL

CarrieRBag



Joined: 23/12/2008
Posts: 1374

Message Posted:
08/02/2010 21:38

Will give him wind.. mark my words!

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
08/02/2010 21:59

One of the quickest ways of curing a

hangover is to make a banana milkshake , sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and,with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood

sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.



Just a banana fact.

BillyB


Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 436

Message Posted:
08/02/2010 21:59

Hence the expression "A monkey could do that job."

britvic



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Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
08/02/2010 22:04

High in iron, bananas can stimulate the

production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anaemia.



200 students at a Twickenham(Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.



So there, the Prime Rib is doing the right thing.

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
08/02/2010 22:31

Vicki,

I bet thhose cold winter nights fly by in Thewel,lol

measey


Joined: 07/02/2009
Posts: 1037

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 14:04

Vicky. oxfordshire Tories only have one a day seems rather greedy to have 9.



Measey.

measey


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Message Posted:
13/02/2010 14:17

CarrieRbag. He is certainly full of s...e



Measey.

Whistler


Joined: 28/07/2008
Posts: 1332

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 14:51

Politicians are the same as bananas. They start off green, then turn yellow, and eventually end up bent.

andrew4232



Joined: 04/07/2009
Posts: 1543

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 15:47

an sure he would benifit more from them if he inserted them one a time that would keep him on his toes

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 00:24

First banana I ever ate - circuit 1945 - made me sick, and I have never really been bananas

about them since, although they are not bad, and healthy enough.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 00:42

i think you are all bananas. Mind you as phyl says she didnt have a banana till 1945, god girl you look good for your age, I didnt see a banana till i was in my teens. In Ireland exotic fruit was a tomato, strangly enough never saw a black person either, how times change xxxxxxxx

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 11:08

You are what you eat!



wynyardman

kaysera


Joined: 14/07/2009
Posts: 103

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 11:18

Msg 16: Lilli, was it the banana's that attracted them????

measey


Joined: 07/02/2009
Posts: 1037

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 13:57

Hi Lilli. rumour has it Gordon is feeding MANDY with them.



Measey .



PS.Will e-mail you monday ref rspca.

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 22:01

he should drink more efes , every time he says a sentence them bananas are ready to jump back out of his gub lmao .