Proof the World is Nuts

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
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Message Posted:
28/03/2010 09:18

Proof That The World Is Nuts





In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.



(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.



(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.



(A brick?)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.



(Much worse than 'going blind!')

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex fo

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
28/03/2010 09:20

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.



(Let's just think for a minute; is there



Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.



(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.



(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.



(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivi

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
28/03/2010 09:20

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.



(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'



(Is this a great country or what?



Well, not as great as Guam!)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.



(Who volunteers for these tests?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.



(From drinking little bottles of?)



(Did our government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.



(Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
28/03/2010 09:21

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.



(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.



(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last?



Turtles can breathe through their butts.



(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
28/03/2010 09:33

vaughan where the hell do you get these facts from, interesting as they are.x

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
28/03/2010 09:34

I'm off to Guam looking for a job!



Richard

Corbo



Joined: 13/09/2009
Posts: 627

Message Posted:
28/03/2010 09:37

I may join you Richard..where is Guam??

Brinsley


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Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
28/03/2010 09:47

I think it's under USA control used as a military base during World War11 somewhere in the Pacific, near enough to NZ should I get into trouble and need a quick escape!



Richard

MickSturbs


Joined: 23/12/2009
Posts: 110

Message Posted:
28/03/2010 11:55

If you end up in Guam Corbo you have definitely made a wrong turn!

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
28/03/2010 12:23

How do I download the application for the 'Guam Job' - is it on a PDF file?



These people shouldn't be sending boys on a man's errand!



Besides, a good Kiwi 'eats roots and leaves'!

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
28/03/2010 12:39

Correction Roy; Eats, roots, shoots and leaves!



Richard

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
28/03/2010 12:51

Didn't the NZ Government bang up the leaders and descendants of Fletcher Christian on Pitcairn Island some years ago for doing just the same as in Guam? Funny shenanigans going on those Pacific Islands!



Richard

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
28/03/2010 23:00

Strange how witty posts such as Vaughan (Msg 1) has made, does not create a quick fired response in humour. Okay, back to soccer and hanging baskets!



Richard

Jetski


Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 584

Message Posted:
28/03/2010 23:12

Maybe 'cos we've seen it before?

Brinsley


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Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
28/03/2010 23:26

Jetski

I notice your grammar has not improved alongside your ability to flash out your email. Still in the closet?



Richard

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
28/03/2010 23:36

The Sat Nav is being set to Guam

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
28/03/2010 23:42

Blackbird

I'm on the case for my ticket however, all the contacted airlines cannot understand why so much interest since this morning for Guam!



Richard

Corbo



Joined: 13/09/2009
Posts: 627

Message Posted:
29/03/2010 07:23

'If you end up in Guam Corbo you have definitely made a wrong turn! '



Very true Mike, but knowing me it's perfectly possible.

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
05/04/2010 10:20

Seems they were busy in Guam at the weekend.

http://aslwww.cr.usgs.gov/Seismic_Data/telemetry_data/GUMO_24hr.html

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
05/04/2010 10:53

Good lord, was that an earthquake eruption or just the motion on the ocean! Did the Earth move for you?!



Richard