Football: Top quality Man Ure goes missing

Tiggy


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Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
12/04/2010 18:55

Bit quiet on the Old Trafford front after the weekend.



Chests a little defalted I suppose!

Tangerineman


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Posts: 318

Message Posted:
12/04/2010 19:59

Not a great week for Taggart

Shame

clayton


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Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
12/04/2010 20:01

blackpool doing well

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
12/04/2010 20:18

Congratulations on winning the title Patrick,

Paul.

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
12/04/2010 20:55

Arsenal for runners-up?

clayton


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Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
12/04/2010 21:00

paul

nearly over but not till the fat lady sings.tiggy is a red dont let him fool yer paul,he has manc blood.

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
12/04/2010 21:12

All gone now Gaz,

got to be realistic mate

clayton


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Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
12/04/2010 21:18

paul

i still believe in peter pan

Tangerineman


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Posts: 318

Message Posted:
12/04/2010 23:02

We were til we got battered at the Toon Clayton

Three games nine points and I think we will do it

For a Club our size its a minor miracle we are where we are with 3 games to go to be honest

Just need to persuade the locals to stop ' supporting ' ( if thats the right word when they just go to pub ) your lot LOL

Tiggy


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Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
12/04/2010 23:18

Nice one Clayton. My parents were married in Manchester. A Manc derby draw would suit me.



Nothing decided yet Paul.

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 09:30

Away win for Bolton tonight should do it.Clayton i still believe in the tooth fairy,

Paul.

clayton


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Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 21:24

paul

you never know,they said the titanic wouldnt sink,i think chelsea are a safer bet then the titanic though ha,ha

loulouis


Joined: 13/12/2009
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 22:26

chelsea 0 Bolton 0 But for how long .

loulouis


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Posts: 234

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 22:45

Get in there ! Yes Chelsea 1 Bolton 0 Them fergies faulterers will win sweet FA thank God ! Allah and

anyone else who dont want them pretenders to win anything.

Loui

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 22:48

Ex Bolton player Anelka scores for the Champions elect,

Paul.

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 22:50

Go for it Loui come on Donga your turn now,

Paul.

donga


Joined: 01/04/2009
Posts: 272

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 22:54

How's it goin Loui ? not much response lately from some of the plastic mancers is there ? They dished it out big time 3 months ago & set themselves up for thie fall.



ever since "own goal" got injured their season has come undone..............................

donga


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Posts: 272

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 22:55

Newlad you posted yours as I was typin





Your turn Andy F

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 23:00

Live by the sword die by the sword guys,i wont hide.Like the own goal gag Donga,

Paul.

loulouis


Joined: 13/12/2009
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 23:06

Donga Andyf /face is in hiding he cant, he cant, he cant stand losing . he cant ,he cant,he cant stand losing . four points clear now Fergies F---kers will win sweet F A oops sorry they won the Carling egg cup Ha Ha How they gonna pay there debts now . Oh I know we will sell some of our players . first casualty Berbatov.

Loui.

andy-f


Joined: 03/05/2009
Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 23:08

bad season when we only win the league cup and finish second ( you qualify for the champions league in positions one to fourth ) the bin dippers wont be at the big table next season or the season after that and beyond acording to stan collymore , he reckons man city have took their place . well ill be having a great summer watching the dippers implode , the hated yanks want to re-finance again moving the debt up to un-manageable levels .

andy-f


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Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 23:14

loopy f--king lou , ill have a £ 200 bet with you we finish above you ( the bin dippers ) next season ?

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 23:14

Bring it on guys, was at the game when the Law man scored for the shite at Old trafford in 72/73 season, so this season not so bad really in comparison to that.In fact well done to them for winning the mickey mouse cup,reaching the quarter finals of the European cup and finishing third in the premiership (guess)

Paul.

loulouis


Joined: 13/12/2009
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 23:20

Il take you up on that bet Andyf/ face thats if youve got £200 . Have you ever thought that the plastic men might not finish up second best they could be third best. as for the bindippers as you call them they have got further in Europe than your great team did.

Loui

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 23:25

http://live.skysports.com/ScoreCentre/live.html



Make that a 200 quid bet from me as well Lou,As from next year Liverpool will slowly fade away,

Paul.

loulouis


Joined: 13/12/2009
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 23:39

Err Paul Andy im not talking about Liverpool try the boys from eastlands

Loui

andy-f


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Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 23:41

i certainly have got £200 lou. how do we do this ? im over end of may when you over ? we need to pay it upfront and leave it with someone we can trust . any ideas ?



andy

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 23:42

Soz mate,

Always thought you where a "bin dipper"

Paul.

andy-f


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Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 23:44

lou you got me confused here , you have bet me liverfool will finnish above man utd , yes ?

loulouis


Joined: 13/12/2009
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 23:50

lou you got me confused here thats not difficult is it Andy/f face I have never mentioned liverpool finishing above man U next season . So the answer is No !

Loui

andy-f


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Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 23:54

im speachless loui has become a shity fan as soon as he took me up on liverpool finishing above man utd hes shit a brick !



what you reckon small donga ? will you have the bet with me ?

andy-f


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Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
13/04/2010 23:59

lou you are coward , you know the " bin dippers " are the red scousers . for the last twelve months you have been giving me shit sticking up for liverfool ( the bin dippers ) and now you pretend to think i was refaring to city ?



says it all dun it .



well there is allways small donga to take the bet.

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
14/04/2010 00:01

Dog with a bone Andy,lol

loulouis


Joined: 13/12/2009
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
14/04/2010 00:02

Andyf/face when have i said Liverpool will finish above Man u when have i ever said who will finish above who ? Err thats your Ego taking a wobble soft lad.

TheStonedCrow


Joined: 27/06/2009
Posts: 96

Message Posted:
14/04/2010 00:18

The Bin Dippers or the Bitters won't be above United next year, the Bitters or the Bin Dippers won't be playing us in the champions leauge next year either.



The Yids I think will be.



TSC

donga


Joined: 01/04/2009
Posts: 272

Message Posted:
14/04/2010 00:36

when my contact gives me the nod on mouhrhino (cant divulge any more than that) i just might just have a flutter.

loulouis


Joined: 13/12/2009
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
14/04/2010 15:17

Andy/F Face sorry if I miss led you, but I do not support Manure , thats why i defend the other teams in the prem. People like yourself seem to get off on calling all other football clubs . In your blinkered vision there is only one team and any other team dont deserve anything . Slowly but surely you and a few more of the manure Utd supporters ( Err sorry fans cos you dont attend many matches. ) will get your come uppance and genuine supporters wil have there Day ! Signing off for now cos you are getting on my wick.

Loui.

Tangerineman


Joined: 08/03/2010
Posts: 318

Message Posted:
14/04/2010 15:46

And thats one of the reasons why Manure fans are so despised by everyone else - the other being the ubiquitous plastics who plague every local boozer in the land

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
14/04/2010 16:21

Now now....if I knew this thread would decend in to a bundle, I would never have started it !!!!!



Present Positions:-



1 Chelsea

2 Soap Dodgers

3 Melon Heads

4 Camel Jockeys

Harold2555



Joined: 19/04/2008
Posts: 1139

Message Posted:
14/04/2010 17:24

Lads



Let's keep the banter suitable for a public forum eh!



Up the gunners!



Harold2555

clayton


Joined: 30/11/2008
Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
14/04/2010 21:05

andy,lou

i will hold the monies for you on any bets,you need someone you can trust.sorry lads only joking dont even trust myself .

m.u.f.c.

andy-f


Joined: 03/05/2009
Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
14/04/2010 21:13

ok gaz. are we still on for a drink or two ?

clayton


Joined: 30/11/2008
Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
14/04/2010 21:20

defo mate

keep in touch.we will sought things before we fly out.we fly may the 19th,i think you are there are secound week.e mail me and let me know closer the time to make arrangments,looking forward to it.

gaz

harita


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 1343

Message Posted:
14/04/2010 23:19

I'll look after it for you Andy .. Can trust any Rovers supporter .. Well most

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
15/04/2010 07:54

Hull Kingston Rovers supporters are very trust worthy Harita,

Paul.

kennyb1


Joined: 06/06/2009
Posts: 88

Message Posted:
16/04/2010 02:00

Andy f/Loulouis

Why dont you both forward a cheque to Izzet to hold.

We can all track how the bets going on 44

Keep posting

Keep smiling

Kenny

clayton


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Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
17/04/2010 17:31

utd win with 10men rooney still injured,looks like the cheque books out again for the team from wastelands

johndp


Joined: 08/09/2009
Posts: 497

Message Posted:
17/04/2010 21:37

HEY HEY HEY TIGGY

its all back on again wots it they say about fat lady singing



Spurs 2 Tossers 1

decanddyl


Joined: 17/01/2009
Posts: 792

Message Posted:
17/04/2010 21:45

Still think there are one or two surprises in store before the end of the season what with United having to play Spurs and Chelsea to play Liverpool. Good result for Fergie today and a bad day at the office for Chelsea, will John Terry be banned for the rest of the season? Not a good time to lose your captain.

clayton


Joined: 30/11/2008
Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
18/04/2010 09:46

spurs were far the better team,chelsea looking very nervous.i still think it is going to be chelsea title,but like i said last week its never over til the fat lady sings,hope spurs finish 4th they at least tried to beat chelsea,more then the mercanaries from wastelands.rooney is far from fit so utd were playing with 10 men for most of the game.tevez looked burnt out yesterday,and that gobshite bellamy couldnt get the better of the old man neville.if own goal would have been playing and rooney fit they would have buried the s... from wastelands.good night in manchester last night the bars were bouncing,i heard it was a little qiute in stockport though.my season is made up now sick of that small club from down the road thinking there something there not.so to all the massives out there i hope you now realise what a mediocre team you are,and it takes more then money to make a good team.so whats your answer same as always,wait while next season,when we sign kaka or is it maka paka.m.u.f.c

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/04/2010 16:28

Spurs for fourth place? Or Man City?

clayton


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Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
18/04/2010 17:14

spurs

better footballing team

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
18/04/2010 17:52

Hope so clayton.

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
18/04/2010 22:56

Fifth for the wasters from Wastelands,

Paul.

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
18/04/2010 23:07

Everton for sixth place,

Paul.

clayton


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Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
19/04/2010 19:36

newlad

paul i told you peter pan exists,

newlad



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Message Posted:
19/04/2010 19:40

He has changed his name to Paul Scholes the old git.Bet you have been really quiet since Saturday havent you Gaz,

Paul.

clayton


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Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
19/04/2010 19:53

paul

the song dancing in the streets comes to mind mate.paul my season made up mate,if we win the prem thats a bonus for me.buzzing sarturday night mate in the boozers.lots of trouble all day and the pricks from wastelands let both supporters out at the same time.i think they have to change these early kickoffs pubs are letting you in early morning so its not helping the drinking situation.i think these high profile matches like derbies should be night matches.if they kicked of at 9 the pubs would be shut when the game is over.its mad,because all the areas around wastelands are mostly full with utd fans with city fans in the ground so when they come out and go to the pubs all hell lets loose.but your right mate i am a happy chappy.

m.u.f.c.

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
19/04/2010 19:57

johndp.... you should read my messages..... Tossers....not very nice. Not another plastic fan I hope.

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
20/04/2010 21:37

Patrick,

Not to worry matey i will have a word with Leonard Cohen he will soon put Johndp to sleep,

Paul.

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
20/04/2010 21:38

Nice one Gaz.

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/04/2010 21:42

I see it, but I can't believe it. Paul you should apologise to all the members on this thread for insulting us all by bringing Leonard Cohen into a football thread. )

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
20/04/2010 21:56

Please accept my apologies i meant Lou Reed,

Paul.

andy-f


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Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
20/04/2010 22:04

they are discussing who should replace sir alex on talk sport as we speak , been some crackers . . mike phelan , even one cockney red rang in and said a duo of ryan giggs and gary nevill !



the mind boggles

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/04/2010 22:06

Andy. You couldn't make it up, could you?

newlad



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Message Posted:
20/04/2010 22:11

David Moyes mate a good honest Scotsman who desrves to manage a massive club like United,

Paul.

andy-f


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Message Posted:
20/04/2010 22:20

bill , paul , i would go with david moyes . the reason would be longivity , someone like JM would get itchy feet after a couple of trophys .



andy

loulouis


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Posts: 234

Message Posted:
20/04/2010 22:29

Rafa Benitez

newlad



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Message Posted:
20/04/2010 22:43

Good call Loui,

Now give your head a bang,lol

andy-f


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Message Posted:
20/04/2010 23:09

loopy lou " rafa benitez " no hes happy where he is so leave him alone .



andy

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
20/04/2010 23:25

I like Moyes. I think if it were up to Fergie to choose his replacement he would pick Moyes.

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
20/04/2010 23:33

They are actually good friends Bill,

Paul.

andy-f


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Message Posted:
20/04/2010 23:35

sir alex will have a big say in who it will be

Tangerineman


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Posts: 318

Message Posted:
20/04/2010 23:39

Watch him end up at The Nobbers

I was told in Jan he'd leave at the end of the season as he'd agreed to invest with Trevor Hemmings

Taggart jnr ( I won't use the name we normally give him at the right side of the M55 )

was appointed as part of the deal

Whilst he's given twelve months notice he knows that won't work in practice as the speculation over his replacement will make gis position untenable

Watch this space

loulouis


Joined: 13/12/2009
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
21/04/2010 00:19

Andyf/face alex will have a big say in who it will be . I very much doubt it when Taggart decides to go he will have no say in anything .

Loui.

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
21/04/2010 12:42

Alex,

Will always have some involvement with the club,be it big or small,

Paul.

clayton


Joined: 30/11/2008
Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
24/04/2010 17:05

manure win 3-1,another pretender to the title.hope you come 4th though

m.u.f.c.

andy-f


Joined: 03/05/2009
Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
24/04/2010 23:30

and it was done without the white pele .



so much for being a so called " one man band "



long live m.u.f.c and the k.k.t.c