a golf joke from tenerife!

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
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Message Posted:
13/04/2010 16:33

in tenerife at the moment,this was told in a bar last night,had me in stitches!

This woman wanted to take up golf so she could join him on the course for a game,so the husband payed for her to have a whole morning,4 hr lesson! after 3 and a half hours of trying to teach her she still hadnt hit one ball off the tee!!So the pro said to her-try holding the club like you would your husbands penis.She it the ball 300yrds down the fairway,like a bullet!He said thats really good but could you take the club out of your mouth first!!